Forwarddated to Saturday night

[bev_rage]

i'm duying dying
im gonna die here on a footun
rip roxy lalonde she died on a gutun footun futon covrd in snacks n blood
oops should i put a tmi warning?
tmi im bleeding erywhre n it sux send help

ps im not rly dying, just bleeding frm my girly biys bits
pps smene tell dirk i'm not rly dying pls

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[bev_rage]

I'm hilarious, I know.

Muggle tech is still really weird to me, okay? Mum and Aunt Roxanne didn't explain any of it to me before I came to visit-

Oh shit. I should probably send one of them an owl and let them know. Mum'll probably send me flowers or some shit because I've finally "bloomed".