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Roxy Lalonde ([personal profile] bev_rage) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-07-04 01:35 pm
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Forwarddated to Saturday night

i'm duying dying
im gonna die here on a footun
rip roxy lalonde she died on a gutun footun futon covrd in snacks n blood
oops should i put a tmi warning?
tmi im bleeding erywhre n it sux send help

ps im not rly dying, just bleeding frm my girly biys bits
pps smene tell dirk i'm not rly dying pls
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givesyouaboner: (005)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-04 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope nope nope this isn't happening holy shit ROXY STOP THIS YOU'RE SCARING HIM AND FUCK IF YOU DIE HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

Have a towel while he tries to find the phone to call the emergency line.]
bev_rage: (blugh | Why is my drynk life)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[omg dirk no calm your tits this is nature and FUCK NATURE NATURE CAN SUCK A TROLL DICK AND DIE]

Dirk, Mum already explained all this stuff to me way long ago. It just means I'm growing up! It's not a big dea-ffffuuuuuuck my insides. [Being grown-up sucks.]
givesyouaboner: (when it spins when it swirls)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-04 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How is it growing up when you're bleeding and dying.

[NOPE HE'S NOT LISTENING TO YOU. fuck this. why is this happening. he can't handle it. why is he the only fucking dude here. why was he ditched. he doesn't know how to help you roxy and it's making him feel even worse, as if he needs that in combination to the panic attack this is giving him.]

Okay.


Shit.


I found the phone. Don't worry, Rox.
bev_rage: (pink bra | I can't live in this building)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Something to do with my uterus and ovaries kicking into gear and now I can have babies and my uterine lining shedding every months, it's really gross.

I'm not fucking worried! You're the one pulling your hair out!
givesyouaboner: (all the things growing up)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-04 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kindly ignore the fact his impeccable hair is sticking out at the sides from his quite literal hair pulling.]

That doesn't sound natural. Just. Stop. Don't accept this.

[And now he's dialing 112 to report a medical emergency.]
bev_rage: so keep everyone upstairs. (Huff! | I just threw up on the floor.)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Dirk!!! [And now she's throwing anything within her reach at his head.]
givesyouaboner: (control over and)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-04 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's got the one dialed when he gets hit in the face with a smuppet. He nearly drops his iPhone and has to scramble for it. For the moment he just forgets about dialing, and doesn't even realise he hit the call button. If anyone's programmed on his speed dial in that spot, they're getting an earful.]

What? What am I supposed to do! You're sprawled out and groaning like you've been impaled and the flat is turning into an ocean of blood.

HOW CAN I DO NOTHING.
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bev_rage: (crazy cat lady | I dont need to watch it)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
JUST CALM YOUR TITS AND GET ME A FUCKING HOT TOWEL OR SOMETHING!
givesyouaboner: (I'mma sing for you)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-04 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
JESUS FUCK DID YOU SOAK THROUGH THAT ONE ALREADY.

SHIT DAMN FUCK COCKSUCKER GODDAMNIT ROXY

THERE AREN'T THAT MANY LITRES OF BLOOD IN YOUR BODY. MAKE A TOURNIQUET OR SOMETHING.
bev_rage: (2x3dent | I'll probably hate you)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, I MEAN FOR MY BACK, YOU NUMPTY. IT FUCKING HURTS AND YOU YELLING AT ME ISN'T HELPING!

IT'S REALLY HARD TO MAKE A TOURNIQUET WHERE I'M BLEEDING FROM, STRIDER!
givesyouaboner: (who sold it to ya)

[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-04 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY FUCK NO I JUST CAN'T.
MAKE IT STOP ROXY.
I CAN'T DO THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON I CAN'T HELP YOU MAKE IT STOP OH MY FUCK I THINK I SEE SOME OF IT.
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
I'M GOING TO THROW UP AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AND WHEN I'M DONE RETCHING I'M JUST GOING TO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I CAN'T SAVE YOU.






[being completely useless in a crisis is a strider trait.]
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plushaeusrumpified: (but I sure know where I've been)

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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell? Roxy? Did you open the fridge?!

[Yeah. He only saw 'bleeding' and 'dying'.]
bev_rage: I really need to stop drinking (abscond | Seriously I just dipped)

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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...yeah? I almost got stabbed, why the fuck do you have swords in there? All I wanted was fucking chocolate milk, geez!
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck, are you... Okay. Calm down. Just...

Fuck...

There're stitches in the first aid kit in the bathroom. I'll walk Dirk through stitching you up.

[Guess who. feels like the worst person on the entire planet.

It's not Bro.

That's because Bro feels like the worst person in all of existence.]
bev_rage: (! | I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vo)

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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, what? Stitches? What?
plushaeusrumpified: (like a drifter I was born to walk alone)

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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You're hurt and you need some fucking stitches! Put Dirk on the ph- Journal. What the fuck ever.
bev_rage: (8| | i mean)

Voice

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Mum didn't tell me anything about stitches.

And I think Dirk is puking.
plushaeusrumpified: (cell-correction)

Voice

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What the fuck is wrong with Dirk?
bev_rage: (Mourning | Pass out mid-funnel)

Voice

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He saw a bloody towel and then we yelled at each other and now he's puking and I feel really shitty for makin' him sick.

[There's a noticeable tremble in her voice now. You've got an eleven year old girl on the verge of tears, Bro, what do you do?]
plushaeusrumpified: ('cause we are the last disease)

Voice

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[If you listen carefully you can hear him frantically murmuring something about 'oh my god what a fucking pussy jesus christ'.]

Alright fine whatever. No big deal. Just. Relax and calm down and don't fucking die okay? Seriously.

FUCK.

You're gonna have to stitch yourself.

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itsintheblood: (Tess >> I'm listening)

[personal profile] itsintheblood 2012-07-04 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
A hot water bottle and two aspirin will help.
bev_rage: (Dream | 4 to the list in one week.)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
ill ask dirk is anyof that stuffs lyin aroud around\
thanks
thegrrrahahaha: (Oh God what.)

[personal profile] thegrrrahahaha 2012-07-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
What?!
bev_rage: (drunk | I'll reiterate.)

[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
nbd
jus becomin a woman ovr here
becuming a woman hurts
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