Forwarddated to Saturday night

[bev_rage]

i'm duying dying
im gonna die here on a footun
rip roxy lalonde she died on a gutun footun futon covrd in snacks n blood
oops should i put a tmi warning?
tmi im bleeding erywhre n it sux send help

ps im not rly dying, just bleeding frm my girly biys bits
pps smene tell dirk i'm not rly dying pls

Comments

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah I know, right? And she doesn't put out very often either.

There's emergency cash in the blender, get Dirk to buy both.

Voice

[bev_rage]

Wow, super rude. Brogina is kind of a dick.

That's...the thing with the knives, right?

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

I see what you did there.

And... yes. God, sometimes I forget you have no idea what this shit is. How do you even know what a period is, for fucks sake, if you don't know what a blender is?

Don't answer that, it was ignorantly in an ironic manner, of course I know how you know what a period is.

Voice

[bev_rage]

I'm hilarious, I know.

Muggle tech is still really weird to me, okay? Mum and Aunt Roxanne didn't explain any of it to me before I came to visit-

Oh shit. I should probably send one of them an owl and let them know. Mum'll probably send me flowers or some shit because I've finally "bloomed".