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Roxy Lalonde ([personal profile] bev_rage) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-07-04 01:35 pm
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Forwarddated to Saturday night

i'm duying dying
im gonna die here on a footun
rip roxy lalonde she died on a gutun footun futon covrd in snacks n blood
oops should i put a tmi warning?
tmi im bleeding erywhre n it sux send help

ps im not rly dying, just bleeding frm my girly biys bits
pps smene tell dirk i'm not rly dying pls
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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bro please.

You're freaking her out.]

Uh...'lo?
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[No. Nope. He's still laughing. By this point, tears are streaming down his face and he's had to shake off his shades. If Dave's in the room, he is probably freaked the hell out. Then again, he was probably freaked the hell out when he was yelling at Roxy.

It takes at least more than a minute before Bro can finally stop laughing, and he's breathing heavily when he finally does speak.]

No wonder...he puked...Ahaha...Oh, Jesus.
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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be as funny if you were here.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm not laughing at you.

[He's laughing at his life. His choices. It is a mocking laugh.]

But you're right, this would've all been avoided. I coulda already gone down to the store and got you some 'pons or something. Unless you're a classy pad lady.

Send Dirk.
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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is better? This is my first one and all I've been doing is sitting on towels.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't know, let me ask my vagina.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The Brogina says ask again later.
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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow fuckin' rude, Brogina. Can't even help a girl out when she's on her lady days.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah I know, right? And she doesn't put out very often either.

There's emergency cash in the blender, get Dirk to buy both.
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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, super rude. Brogina is kind of a dick.

That's...the thing with the knives, right?
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-07-04 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I see what you did there.

And... yes. God, sometimes I forget you have no idea what this shit is. How do you even know what a period is, for fucks sake, if you don't know what a blender is?

Don't answer that, it was ignorantly in an ironic manner, of course I know how you know what a period is.
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[personal profile] bev_rage 2012-07-04 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm hilarious, I know.

Muggle tech is still really weird to me, okay? Mum and Aunt Roxanne didn't explain any of it to me before I came to visit-

Oh shit. I should probably send one of them an owl and let them know. Mum'll probably send me flowers or some shit because I've finally "bloomed".
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