Forwarddated to Saturday night

[bev_rage]

i'm duying dying
im gonna die here on a footun
rip roxy lalonde she died on a gutun footun futon covrd in snacks n blood
oops should i put a tmi warning?
tmi im bleeding erywhre n it sux send help

ps im not rly dying, just bleeding frm my girly biys bits
pps smene tell dirk i'm not rly dying pls

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Well, let me tell you, it isn't like Kensington out there. Trying to go to the store would be like asking to be grabbed up in a 'napper van and forced into internet super stardom. The fact that anyone expects me to go anywhere at all is astounding.

[bev_rage]

Don't be a dick, Dirk.

[givesyouaboner]

_{[There's probably a convenience store across the street, but he hardly leaves the flat ever.]}

I'm not.