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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! I'm back! It was so cool omg! My dad was there that was part of my big present, and then the rest was we got to go to DISNEY WORLD WOOOOO! I dunno if anyone here's heard of Disney World but its pretty much the best thing ever for Muggles. specially American ones.

I got you something too, Amelia. aside from the cake I said I'd get you. [Yes he pasted a Muggle picture onto there, take that!] Family owl is out right now sending off something else though but when he gets back i'll send him your way. (: I just didn't want to send him that far with a CAKE.

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Hey asshole. I sent you something. Its not a curse or anything, and it should get there soon. Just like. Tell me when you get it or something. Bye.

[He's actually sent the family owl--which is usually only reserved for correspondence between him and his mother--to Arthur with a medium sized package. Of all things, it's a TEN FOOT LONG PLUSH SNAKE packed extremely tightly into a box, with a note under it.]

I'm sorry your brothers are kicking your ass and all. I was kind of a jerk and maybe I shouldnt have been. Its getting close to your birthday and I figure you wouldnt want anything from me but whatever lol. I wasnt gonna get it either but it looked your style. Slytherin and all, you know?

so this doesnt mean anything. its just we've known each other a while and stuff and your pretty cool for a slytherin. your fun to pick on too haha but I mean this is your birthday or it will be soon

Its not cool and wizardy. but it's from a film I used to watch when i was a kid and didnt know about magic. Its kinda cool cuz his name is Kaa and he hypnotises people before he eats them. or tries to. doesn't work out for him in the movie. I thought you needed something nic I thought I'd be cool to give This doesn't change anything. Its kind of a truce, 'kay?


Alfred

[The strikeouts are vaguely legible, but he obviously tried to mark them out well.]

Comments

[rule_britannia]

Alfred you are an idio

What do you think you're doing sending something like that where will I pu

I'm not sending that owl back if the weight of that package kills it

Thanks.

[allamericanreject]

Your welcome. Dont worry about the owl he's carried heavier things.

Also i'm glad you didnt think I cursed it. i was afraid you wouldnt even open it haha. i bet you've never seen anything that big that was a toy.

[As Arthur's probably aware of after all these years, Alfred waffles when he's nervous. But shut up he's totally not.]

[rule_britannia]

What's that supposed to mean.

[allamericanreject]

Uh that I sent you a doll thats twice as long as you are? almost anyway.

Sheesh if I meant something bad I wouldnt be that subtle. called truce, dummy.

Or do fancy pureblood families typically buy ten foot snakes for their kids? I was goin for originality you know. Aside from that its a snake.

[rule_britannia]

Why would you want to be calling a truce with me?

What do you get out of it?

[allamericanreject]

We don't always have to fight do we?

A rest from picking on you. It gets boring, you know? Sides didn't I say I was sorry for the last time, stupid? Try and enjoy your vacation or something!

[You can't see him headdesking but he is.]

[rule_britannia]

If it's so boring for you why don't you move onto some other poor sod.

I'm getting sick of being your whipping boy, Jones.

[allamericanreject]

I could, but you're my favorite! It wouldn't be the same. Besides, wouldn't want you to get jealous of not having my attention, now would I?

But I suppose since we're gettin older and stuff, I can ease up. Be mature and all that. Bluh. Isnt that how it works?

[ladyliberty]

Oh my gosh, you're the best!

[allamericanreject]

Aww, come on. Gimme some credit! I was the best before that~ :3 But youre welcome.

[ladyliberty]

Well, you were okay.

[allamericanreject]

Pff. Don't make me eat your cake, girly~

[ladyliberty]

Don't call me girly, big boy.

[allamericanreject]

See, that one doesn't even bother me! =P

But does girly bother you~?

[ladyliberty]

That's because it's a compliment.

Girly not so much.

[brothor]

I have never heard of a disney, what is it like?

[allamericanreject]

Oh man. It's like the best amusement park ever! There's rides and attractions and awesome amusement park food!

[brothor]

Food, you say? Tell me everything! Do not skimp on the details!

[gloriousandfree]

You two were clearly born in the wrong countries.

[allamericanreject]

Hm? What do you say that for?

[gloriousandfree]

...Well I meant live. I forget sometimes that you actually ARE American. You two live in the wrong country. Amelia and you.

[allamericanreject]

Ahaha its funny you forget. I got an accent after all. But its true. I go with my family though, so. Yeah. Just glad we've settled some.

[gloriousandfree]

Being friends with Amelia means you assume everyone is just fanatical about the place, not actually from there. I'm glad you had a good birthday though.

[allamericanreject]

Thanks! I'm glad too, and your nice for sayin that. Its weird but I think its just because I missed...home?

[gloriousandfree]

I understand. At least they speak the same language there...mostly. I end up speaking a mix of french and english for the first month of break and school.

Oh are you going to the camp this summer?