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[allamericanreject]

Hey everyone! I'm back! It was so cool omg! My dad was there that was part of my big present, and then the rest was we got to go to DISNEY WORLD WOOOOO! I dunno if anyone here's heard of Disney World but its pretty much the best thing ever for Muggles. specially American ones.

I got you something too, Amelia. aside from the cake I said I'd get you. [Yes he pasted a Muggle picture onto there, take that!] Family owl is out right now sending off something else though but when he gets back i'll send him your way. (: I just didn't want to send him that far with a CAKE.

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Hey asshole. I sent you something. Its not a curse or anything, and it should get there soon. Just like. Tell me when you get it or something. Bye.

[He's actually sent the family owl--which is usually only reserved for correspondence between him and his mother--to Arthur with a medium sized package. Of all things, it's a TEN FOOT LONG PLUSH SNAKE packed extremely tightly into a box, with a note under it.]

I'm sorry your brothers are kicking your ass and all. I was kind of a jerk and maybe I shouldnt have been. Its getting close to your birthday and I figure you wouldnt want anything from me but whatever lol. I wasnt gonna get it either but it looked your style. Slytherin and all, you know?

so this doesnt mean anything. its just we've known each other a while and stuff and your pretty cool for a slytherin. your fun to pick on too haha but I mean this is your birthday or it will be soon

Its not cool and wizardy. but it's from a film I used to watch when i was a kid and didnt know about magic. Its kinda cool cuz his name is Kaa and he hypnotises people before he eats them. or tries to. doesn't work out for him in the movie. I thought you needed something nic I thought I'd be cool to give This doesn't change anything. Its kind of a truce, 'kay?


Alfred

[The strikeouts are vaguely legible, but he obviously tried to mark them out well.]

Comments

[rule_britannia]

Why would you want to be calling a truce with me?

What do you get out of it?

[allamericanreject]

We don't always have to fight do we?

A rest from picking on you. It gets boring, you know? Sides didn't I say I was sorry for the last time, stupid? Try and enjoy your vacation or something!

[You can't see him headdesking but he is.]

[rule_britannia]

If it's so boring for you why don't you move onto some other poor sod.

I'm getting sick of being your whipping boy, Jones.

[allamericanreject]

I could, but you're my favorite! It wouldn't be the same. Besides, wouldn't want you to get jealous of not having my attention, now would I?

But I suppose since we're gettin older and stuff, I can ease up. Be mature and all that. Bluh. Isnt that how it works?

[rule_britannia]

I think I could live without your kind of attention.

[allamericanreject]

...You only listen to half of what I say don't you? I said I can ease up, didn't I?

[rule_britannia]

What you say and what you do are two different things.

This could be a lie to get me to let my guard down. I won't have it.

[allamericanreject]

Yeah, and what if it ain't?

[rule_britannia]

I have no reason to believe anything you say.

[allamericanreject]

Did I curse the present? That's something you could believe. Least I wished you a happy birthday this time.

[rule_britannia]

I suppose that's better than what you did last year.

[allamericanreject]

HEY.
HEY.
You looked good with purple hair and rainbow eyebrows.
I mean.
How does someone pull that off?
HOW DO YOU LOOK THAT GOOD?
Idk man you're just Arthur Kirkland and you can make bitches swoon with purple hair and rainbrows.

[rule_britannia]

Alfred, you are an intolerable arse and this conversation is over.

[allamericanreject]

Oh. Too soon? Well shit. I guess w/e. My bad.

Happy birthday, asshole.