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[actuallyspeakslatin]

Camp was okay, minus the lumpy beds and that food fight. Muggle schools don't even do that, it's like something out of a film.

Papa said that I can't go to London with him while the muggles do their sports event. He's going on business and thinks I'll get lost in the crowds. Having muggle parents can be frustrating because I can't ask him to take me to the Quidditch World Cup instead, and just trying to change Pounds to Galleons is hard enough.

I don't think I can stretch out what's left of my homework either, it's almost complete. I could just spy on the neighbors.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

I'll go see him, but I won't be annoying him.

[arrogantalloy]

Why not, he's really fun to annoy.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

He's fun for you to annoy. I don't need to do that to have fun with him.

[arrogantalloy]

Everyone is fun for me to annoy. And I can have fun with people without annoying them.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You're right, you have fun when he annoys you.

[arrogantalloy]

Why would anyone have fun with him annoying them?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I have fun when he annoys me.

[arrogantalloy]

Do I even want to know how you do?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I annoy him back. What do you think I do? Try and pass on cooties?

[arrogantalloy]

Passing on cooties could annoy him. He's not a man of the world like me.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Men of the world like getting cooties?

[arrogantalloy]

Well I know I like cooties.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I'll get you that for all future gifts.

[arrogantalloy]

I hope they're your cooties.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I don't want to crush your hopes, so keep the dream alive.

[arrogantalloy]

You're just too sweet to me, you know that right.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I can't be mean all of the time.

[arrogantalloy]

I was starting to wonder, at least when it came to me.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I always thought of it as testing your ability to make witty replies.

[arrogantalloy]

Well at least there I'd like to think you haven't tripped me up yet. Not even by a long shot.

Believe me, I've had a lot of practice there.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

So far you've passed with all O's.

[arrogantalloy]

[Grins wide]

So then at least I'm on par with everything else then. So that's great.

[arrogantalloy]

Well I've never been one to settle for anything else.

But hey if you really get that bored. I can probably arrange for someone to take us to Alton Towers or something?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You wouldn't know how to settle.

Really?

[arrogantalloy]

What do you mean I can't settle? Of course I can.

Yeah? Why? Is there a reason I shouldn't invite you to Alton Towers?