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[ficklefuckwit]

So am i to believe that this wild contraption actually allows me to communicate with magic-folk?
Im not entirely sure i believe it because it sounds so crazy but i do rather suppose i would like to!
If that is the case hello!
Im jake english and i suppose ill be attending school with you folks come september!
Im more than a little excited ive never actually been in contact with anyone my age that uses magic.
So its wonderful to meet you all!!

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

ho look more babbies for me to play with wes gonna have fun >:]

[ficklefuckwit]

Im not certain i know what a babbie is.

[moveslikejaeger]

eyeroll its an ickle little first year like u so cute and precious with the not noing of things so wide eyed and eager unaware of the danger that lerks

[ficklefuckwit]

Ah then i suppose i am in fact as you say a babbie.
Is that the proper singular form of that?
...is babbie even a word or did you make that up just now?
Im certain i will learn in time but is there something in particular you feel the need to warn me of?

[moveslikejaeger]

waaaaaaaaat r u talkin about i dont make up words its just a babby u no a little tiny ungrowed human gosh

also yes

[moveslikejaeger]

h o m e w o r k

[ficklefuckwit]

I was under the impression there was only one b in the word baby but i could easily have been mistaken.

[ficklefuckwit]

...
Well hogwarts is a school chap.
How did you expect there to not be homework?