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[ficklefuckwit]

So am i to believe that this wild contraption actually allows me to communicate with magic-folk?
Im not entirely sure i believe it because it sounds so crazy but i do rather suppose i would like to!
If that is the case hello!
Im jake english and i suppose ill be attending school with you folks come september!
Im more than a little excited ive never actually been in contact with anyone my age that uses magic.
So its wonderful to meet you all!!

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[bubblingover]

oooo)( first year!!
)(ogwarts is most of best places to be in to learning magic!! So i am sure you won't be disappointed when you finally get to join us all in September!
also before i rumble on too muc)( on about )(ow amazing )(ogwarts is, )(i! I am Feferi!

[ficklefuckwit]

What a fascinatingly unique way of typing.
I am terribly excited about september myself!
It is delightful to meet you miss feferi.

[bubblingover]

)(ee well, I just like to do my )('s differently!!
It's suppose to be after the Piscean's symbol w)(ic)( is the two fis)(es And since i love sea so muc)(, i t)(oug)( w)(y )(ell not!
You are seriously such a c)(arming boy!!
I am sure you are going fit in at )(ogwarts and to make plenty of friends as well.

[ficklefuckwit]

Well it certainly makes you noticeable!
Oh are you a pisces then miss feferi?
You are the second person that has told me that just today!
Goodness i am not used to all this flattery on the part of the ladies. *loosens collar*
But thank you kindly! I do hope to fit in and make a good many friends.

[bubblingover]

I know it's a bit weird, but i like being different, so t)(ank you!!
yes i am, and quite proud of it, w)(at's your star sign?
)(ee!! well it just confirms how adorable you are!!
just wait a couple of years and i am sure the ladies will be fig)(ting for you!
maybe even me!!

[blots appear after the last sentence, obviously from fef's giggling.]

yep!! i am sure you are going to fit in )(ere!!

[ficklefuckwit]

Youre quite welcome!
I am a sagittarius! The archer. Which is funny since ive never carried a bow in my life.
Goodness me im not sure im ready for that!!

[bubblingover]

Sagittarius!! T)(at's awesome!!
i don't t)(ink t)(ey offer archer at )(ogwarts!
but if you are interested in the stars, my mum is the teacher for astronomy t)(is year.
i can also reassure you t)(at, her classes will be really fun and interesting!
)(ee )(ee don't worry!! You still got a couple of years a)(ead of you, so just worry about making friends, you will be fine!

[ficklefuckwit]

Truthfully thats probably for the best.
Im not sure i would be terribly suited to archery!
I am a bit of a ranged fighter myself though i prefer pistols.
Delightful! Your mother is a teacher. I shall see about enrolling in her class then!

[bubblingover]

So you don't just use a wand? muggles )(ave interesting weapons!
t)(at's so cool!!
so are you are muggleborn t)(en?
)(oooraaaay!! i promise you won't regret my mot)(er's classes!!

[ficklefuckwit]

Ah no i dont.
See i didnt even have any sort of idea that i was a wizard until i got my letter!
My grandmother was a witch but she either didnt know i was a wizard or she was sworn to secrecy or something.
And my mum and dad are a bit scared of magicfolk so its not exactly been a large part of my upbringing since.