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[ficklefuckwit]

So am i to believe that this wild contraption actually allows me to communicate with magic-folk?
Im not entirely sure i believe it because it sounds so crazy but i do rather suppose i would like to!
If that is the case hello!
Im jake english and i suppose ill be attending school with you folks come september!
Im more than a little excited ive never actually been in contact with anyone my age that uses magic.
So its wonderful to meet you all!!

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[ficklefuckwit]

Most assuredly.
Poppycock im not a charmer! I simply call it like it is.
Of course not!
And i would hardly expose you to anything dangerous or unfitting of a lady.
Ill bring along some of my favorite muggle movies to share with you.

[thelifeything]

Oh my no, you're being much too modest!
Hush now, I'm not afraid to get into a little danger. Why I wouldn't be a detective if I didn't get my hands dirty once in a while.
Oh! You like Muggle movies as well? You'll get along with my cousin John then.

[ficklefuckwit]

Youre quite the flatterer yourself miss crocker.
A detective! My stars what a spunky lass you are.
Muggle movies are simply the greatest my dear.
I will bring to share only the best!!
Which... admittedly will be quite hard as i find them all to be completely spectacular.
You being a detective are you a fan of mysteries miss crocker?