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everyone keeps apologizing for camp
well im not
not even to any babbies who saw me naked because im not ashamed
my body is beautiful
i had a great time
you were all the cranky pants who decided they hated fun :P

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yEaH, iT jUsT hApPeNeD oNe TiMe AlL uP oN AcCiDeNt.
I gUeSs It WaNtEd To Go Up ThErE, i DoN't EvEn MoThErFuCkIn KnOw.

that is impressive i am impressed i didnt no you could shot it that far

AiN't ThAt NeVeR hApPeNeD tO yOu?
NoT yOuR eYe I gUeSs, BuT lIkE uP iN yOuR fAcE oR yOuR nEcK oR sOmEtHiNg?

not really but then i try to catch it with my hand so i can lick it off so there is that

Oh, YeAh ThAt MaKeS iT eAsIeR tO bE aLl ClEaN!
i JuSt Be FoRgEtTiNg SoMeTiMeS bEcAuSe I gOt OtHeR sHiT aLl PeRcOlAtInG uP iN mY pAn.

[Huh, so now he has this image of Maxim licking jizz off his own hand ... ohhh. Hmm. Well.]

[Enjoy that, Gamzee]

yeeeeaaaaaaaah
thats why i do it
exactly

[So. Oblivious.]

tIsSuEs ArE kInD oF a PaIn, AnYwAy.
I gUeSs SoCkS iS oK, tHoUgH.

yeah but then you have to wash them and i dont really like the feel of them leather is pretty good tho leater and crushed velvet and silk
silk panties are the best i love them

I dOn'T tHiNk I cOuLd FiNd AnY oF tHoSe WhAt FiT mY fEeT.
i MeAn I gUeSs I cOuLd NiCk ThEm OfF a FiNe FaT cHiCa, BuT tHaT dOn'T sEeM tOo NiCe.
ShE pRoBaBlY nEeDs ThOsE.

they do make leather and sil gloves you no

wHy WoUlD i PuT tHoSe On My FeEt?

gamzee please
you were the ones who mentioned socks first
did you really forget why already
go back and read everything you wrote and tell me what you would be doing with gloves

[Will go back and do just that and ... huh? Oh. Oh! Shit. Well, he guess that makes more sense about using girl's underwear. Not that he would use girl's underwear. Maybe guy's, though.

Damn it, why do conversations with Maxim half the time end up with him all hot and bothered?]

I aIn'T nEvEr TrIeD tHaT.
uH. iS iT pReTtY gOoD?

[Well, Maxim has no idea, he's perfectly fine himself right now]

yes
its great
i stole a pair of dimos old work gloves i like them the best
all soft and broken in already

aIn'T tHaT dUdE yOuR bRoThEr?

yes

so?

YoU dOn'T tHiNk AbOuT hIm WhEn YoU'rE jErKiNg It WiTh HiS gLoVeS, dO yOu?

if thats who i had in mind when i got the urge to do it sure

Oh.

[Gamzee is pretty sure it's kind of weird to fantasize about relatives, but ... maybe it's not all that strange? He's never had a brother or a sister, after all.]

iS hE rEaL hOt?

yessssss
he has a lot of thick black wild hair kind of like yours and these amazing yellow eyes and sharp teeth and claws and this low gorlwy voice
and hes so rough and wild
siiiiiigh

[Oh, man, it would kind of suck if Maxim mostly liked him because he looks a little bit like Maxim's brother. On the other hand, maybe he'd make out with him ... nah. Maxim would make out with anybody, pretty much, he doesn't really need a reason.]

It SoUnDs LiKe YoU kInD oF gOt A tHiNg FoR hIm.

[considers]

YoU eVeR dOnE nOtHiNg WiTh HiM?

[considers some more]

iS hE a WeReWoLf?

i guess i dunno i never really thought about it or anything he's gorgeous but i know a lot of gorgeous people like you and van and amelia and vriska and thor

you mean sex stuff? no we just cuddle and wrestle a lot and i like that

yeah isnt that cool?

yEaH, i GuEsS aLl ThOsE oThEr PeOpLe Be PrEtTy FiNe To LaY pEePeRs On.

[Man, Maxim, you totally have the coolest sounding brother ever. Cuddles and wrestling AND a werewolf? Wow.]

hE sOuNdS lIkE a PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn AwEsOmE bRo.
YoU'rE lUcKy!
DoEs He LoOk LiKe YoU?

[Sort of imagining a taller, wolfier Maxim with black hair.]

you guess? i think you need to get your peeprs checkd if you only guess

he is the most awesome and i am
not really :/
a lot of the elders think hes probably illegitmate or something but i do not care hes been the best brother all my life and i dont really think who his mother is is going to change that
dont get me wrong oggie is a great brother too hes all kinds of fun
but hes not a werewolf you know

I nEvEr EvEn MeT nO wErEwOlF bEfOrE, tHaT iS tEn KiNdS oF cOoL.
dOeS hE tAkE tHe PoTiOn So YoU cAn HaNg WhEn It'S bIg MoOn TiMe?
AnD hOw CoMe ThEy DoN't KnOw WhO hIs MuM iS?