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[moveslikejaeger]

everyone keeps apologizing for camp
well im not
not even to any babbies who saw me naked because im not ashamed
my body is beautiful
i had a great time
you were all the cranky pants who decided they hated fun :P

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[mo_cara]

[Okay, he has to pause and think on this.]

I'm PrEtTy SuRe My SpOoGe AiN't AcId, BrO.

[doctorkishitani]

That's exactly what I'm saying! Semen really isn't acidic at all.

[And now he has to pause for a moment]

It would be horrible if it was though.

[mo_cara]

HeLl YeS iT wOuLd!
I wOuLd Be OnE sCaRrEd Up MoThErFuCkEr!
EvErYoNe WoUlD hAvE tO bE hAvInG aLl TiTaNiUm DiCkS!

[doctorkishitani]

So would I.
Although we probably would learn to adapt, if it happened over time. We probably wouldn't grow titanium phalluses, but I think our flesh would become more resilient.

[And he's going to pause again]

But it's still an unpleasant thought.

[mo_cara]

DaMn, ThAt Is SoMe StRaIgHt Up HoRrOr MoViE sHiT yOu Be InKiNg RiGhT tHeRe.
I hOpE tHaT dOn'T bE aLl CrAwLiN uP iN mY pAn WhEn My DrEaM mE iS tRyInG tO gEt HiS mAcK oN wItH

[Then something scribbled furiously out, oops.]

tHaT wOuLd SuCk.

[moveslikejaeger]

with who

[mo_cara]

AcId JiZz WoUlD sUcK wItH aNyOnE, bRo.

[Just. Going to pretend ignorance here ... ]

[moveslikejaeger]

yeah but who are you dreaming about
is it me~~~~

[mo_cara]

[Oh, yeah, that's okay to admit.]

Oh, SuRe, I hAd PlEnTy Of MoThErFuCkIn DrEaMs AbOuT yOu.
YoU uSuAlLy GoT sOmE pReTtY sWeEt HaT aLl Up On YoUr NuGbOnE.

[moveslikejaeger]

~<3
i love hats

[mo_cara]

YeAh, DrEaM yOu HaS sOmE pReTtY sHaRp TaStE.
tHaT iS tHe FiNeSt HeAd CoNfEcTiOnArY i EvEr SeEn.

[moveslikejaeger]

man now youve got me thinking about jelly donut hats i dunno if that would work real well tho i mean where would you put the filling?

[mo_cara]

iN yOuR hEaR dUcTs, BrO!
oR yOu CoUlD dO iT lIkE jAmMy DoDgErS, wHeRe It AlL bE uP tOp?

[moveslikejaeger]

eeeewwwwwww jelly ears would be messy
and then you wouldnt be able to hear
it stops being a jelly donot if its on top tho
maybe if it was a top hat you could do it
or like one of those nifty little cocktail hats

[doctorkishitani]

Maybe we should stop thinking about this.

Especially if you already know what you'll be dreaming about. It really would be awful if this sort of thing interfered.

Although maybe trying not to think about it will just make your subconscious more fixated on it.

I don't know what to do now.

[mo_cara]

I gUeSs I cOuLd ThInK rEaL hArD aBoUt ThE rEgUlAr KiNd?
YoU kNoW aNy GoOd ShIt To SaY aBoUt NoRmAl SpOoGe?

[doctorkishitani]

I wouln't think too hard, if I were you.
From what I've read, if you're actively trying to dream about something, it won't work.
But if we just casually talked about normal semen, that would probably be effective.

And finding good things to say about it should be fairly easy. It is a relatively harmless substance.

[moveslikejaeger]

it tastes good for starters

[doctorkishitani]

It does?

How do you know? Have you eaten it?

[moveslikejaeger]

yep! all the time :)

[doctorkishitani]

I didn't think that was possible, although now that I think on it, there's no reason it shouldn't be.

What made you decide to eat it?

[moveslikejaeger]

why wouldnt it be possible?

well you know how it is when your in youre room and youve just finished up and its supper time and someones about to enter your room and youve got jizz on your hand and youve got to get rid of it fast

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS i NeVeR dId Be ThInKiNg MuCh AbOuT tHe TaStE.
kInD oF sAlTy.
AnD iT mAkEs LiTtLe WiGgLiNg BaBiEs WhIcH iS cOoL.
i MeAn, I aIn'T nEvEr GoNnA mAkE oNe, BuT iT's A fInE mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe ThAt It CaN gO aNd GrOw InTo ThAt.

[moveslikejaeger]

you need to eat more fruit then thatll make it taste a little sweeter
and gosh dont get me started on babbies all the old people are asking when im gonna settle down with a girlfriend and have babbies im like gosh im not even out of school yet go talk to oggie he wants babbies xP

[mo_cara]

wHeRe WoUlD yOu EvEn PuT oNe WhIlE yOu WaS iN cLaSs?
I gUeSs YoU cOuLd Be ShRiNkInG iT dOwN, bUt It WoUlD sTiLl PrObAbLy Be AlL wEePy AnD sHiT.
mY dA dOn'T wAnT mE nEvEr To HaVe NoNe So i ToLd HiM oK.