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[di_intraining]

What the hell was all of that about? I get off work and come back to a whole bunch of nonsense on my journal! My younger sisters were just about to read that ridiculous entry; I just managed to grab it out of their hands. Are you lot trying to get me in trouble with my mum and dad!?

Bloody hell, learn some common sense!

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[di_intraining]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

Yes, I'm a bloody comedian. I do stand up comedies at the local pub for tips. Glad to know I'm doing a good job even when I'm off my shift.

Most of the wizarding boys here are keen on it. Tension and pressure's thick in the air; even the Muggles feel it, but they put it down to the Olympics-It's the giant Muggle sports event they're having in London. The UK aren't doing too badly in that one, we're third in gold medals, behind China and the Yanks.

[moveslikejaeger]

sometimes they run together! litterally

thats what you get for suggesting that someday i will stop being stupid darling (◡‿◡✿)

yeah we have it playing on the tely in the brew hall its cause a fair few fights which is always great weve got a nice share of golds too i think thats part of why im not sure about going mamma might need me to watch the counter now and then

[di_intraining]

It was worth a shot.

You've got a telly? That's a surprise; most pure-bloods wouldn't know the difference between the telly and the telephone.

I'm not going for the Quidditch World Cup finals either. Mum's working extra shifts, and so is Dad, so I've got to babysit the twins. I don't have the cash for a ticket anyway. Still, if you're up in London by any chance, give me a holler, so long as you promise to keep things decent around my sisters.

[moveslikejaeger]

we cant not have a tely we get muggles in there im related to almost all of the magical folk that go there not to mention all the muggles married into the clan so we sort of have to keep up just to keep up appearances i even have a mobile tho it really doesnt do me much good but i like taking pictures with it

i promise i will at least wear pants

[di_intraining]

For God's sake Maxim, they're kids. Do I even need to tell you to put some bloody pants on!

Any particular Muggle sport you like?

[moveslikejaeger]

yes thats why im promising to wear them!

fencing! and im not to shabby with a sword myself either

[di_intraining]

Good. Last thing I need is them telling Mum and Dad that a friend of mine walked around London in his boxers.

I'm more for football and boxing. Was a shame our boys didn't get into the finals for football, I thought they had a decent chance at a few points, but they blew it.

[moveslikejaeger]

who says i wear boxers? >:]

boxing is all right though i much prefer wrestling and mixed martials rugby too footy is a bit too clean for my tastes its much more fun to get down and dirty and beat the stuffing out of your fellow man

[di_intraining]

APPROPRIATE. TOPICS.

[He may have punctured a small hole with his quill for that one.]

Well some people don't find it very fun to beat the stuffing out of your fellow man. Boxing's different. It's a sport between gentlemen, with its own rules and moral code. In boxing you fight fair and square.

[moveslikejaeger]

i wear boy shorts silly :P

[So worth it, he is laughing so much]

your so cute when you try to take the high ground it doesnt matter if theirs rules or not youre still beating the snot out of someone a broken nose is a broke nose no matter how you got it

[di_intraining]

MOVING ON.

Boxing isn't just about beating some other bloke up! It's about skill, determination, a passion to excel. It takes precision, speed, strength,agility, tactics; it's not just some rough bar brawl when footballs showing and some drunken idiots get too upset when they're favourite team doesn't win!

[moveslikejaeger]

;)

yes but that doesnt change what your doing greg im sorry but your sport is still about beating up other people and having been in a few drunken bar brawls i can tell you you need all the same things especially when the other guy is drunk

[di_intraining]

[Not going to deign you a response to that smiley face, nope.]

God Maxim, boxing is not the same as a bar brawl! Boxing is meant to test people's mettle, see how far they can push themselves. It's got it's own set of rules and boxers honour them, as well as each other. It is not the same as socking someone in the jaw just because Liverpool missed a penalty at the 89th minute!

[moveslikejaeger]

tell you what ill come up during the cup and we can have a proper boxing match you and me what do you say then we'll see how different things are

[di_intraining]

Fine. Sounds good to me. When are you coming up?

[moveslikejaeger]

the cup is this weekend right damn i should probably steal the car now if i want to get there at a decent time maybe i should just call when i get there you have a mobile right?

[di_intraining]

[There's a pause for a few minutes, before he writes an answer back.]

I don't have one. I've only got a house number. I'll filter that over to you.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh that works too which is probably better since its not like they work at hogwarts but mamma likes to be able to get a hold of me when im not in sight

[di_intraining]

[Filtered number is a go.]

There.

Have you ever been down to London? Like, the Muggle areas of it.

[moveslikejaeger]

i have it saved as sexypants is that okay?

not really not even the wizarding places its easier to get my books and things here and anything we dont have we get owled

[di_intraining]

[INKBLOTS. ALL OF THEM.]

MAXIM!

[moveslikejaeger]

okay okay ill change it to gregs tight butt sheesh

[di_intraining]

[Face-palming so hard right now.]

Just, just Greg, alright? I don't like being called whatever it is you put inside your mobile.

[moveslikejaeger]

why do you think i did it?

[di_intraining]

I don't want to know! [Or rather, he has an idea, but he's not going to write it out on the journal.]

Can we please move on to some other topic!?