20 things that are horribly wrong with my life – [VOICE]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Why would a cat eat a quill? I ask you.

[There is a little girl's voice]

Ginger, can I talk to the paper people? I will sing my arsey song!

Libs, no, they don't want to hear–

–Sex bum, I am a sex bum, poo poo BUM BUM ARSEY!

Uh, sorry, my sister, she, uh, just learned to talk and–Ouch, don't bite!

PAT MY LITTLE FANNY!

[And the audio abruptly cuts out.]

[ooc: Trying to get back in the swing of rping! And non-North American characters will PROBABLY notice that fanny IS KIND OF A BAD WORD FOR A TODDLER TO SAY.]

Comments

[Voice]

[formyownhand]

[A snicker.]

Guess I'm lucky m'brothers aren't much for talkin'.

Your mum lets your sister talk like that?

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

She thinks it's 'cute'. Which says quite a lot about the moral code in this house.

[Voice]

[formyownhand]

I'm not sure if I should be jealous or not.

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

You shouldn't. She seems to have forgotten that her twilight years are over, and insists on "having a life of her own". It's appalling, really.

[Voice]

[formyownhand]

I can understand still wantin' her own life, but she shouldn't shirk her parentin' duties t'do so.

[Someone else would say no offense, or something. Merida is not someone else.]