20 things that are horribly wrong with my life – [VOICE]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Why would a cat eat a quill? I ask you.

[There is a little girl's voice]

Ginger, can I talk to the paper people? I will sing my arsey song!

Libs, no, they don't want to hear–

–Sex bum, I am a sex bum, poo poo BUM BUM ARSEY!

Uh, sorry, my sister, she, uh, just learned to talk and–Ouch, don't bite!

PAT MY LITTLE FANNY!

[And the audio abruptly cuts out.]

[ooc: Trying to get back in the swing of rping! And non-North American characters will PROBABLY notice that fanny IS KIND OF A BAD WORD FOR A TODDLER TO SAY.]

Comments

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

...Er. Just. Sorry. My little sister is...yeah.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

She iz a leedle seester. [chuckles] If hyu vant, Hy could go get my beeg brodders und haff dem tell embarrassink stories from vhen Hy vas dot leedle to make hyu feel bedder.

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

'salright.

And you'd think pre-school would have taught her how to be normal, but noooooo.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Please... Hy go to Hogvorts, und de adults are schtill yellink at me to behave properly. Zum pipple iz chust born veird!

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

I don't think Hogwarts will help with being normal, it's a mad house.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Zo vhat are hyu vorried about? She'll fit right in!