20 things that are horribly wrong with my life – [VOICE]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Why would a cat eat a quill? I ask you.

[There is a little girl's voice]

Ginger, can I talk to the paper people? I will sing my arsey song!

Libs, no, they don't want to hear–

–Sex bum, I am a sex bum, poo poo BUM BUM ARSEY!

Uh, sorry, my sister, she, uh, just learned to talk and–Ouch, don't bite!

PAT MY LITTLE FANNY!

[And the audio abruptly cuts out.]

[ooc: Trying to get back in the swing of rping! And non-North American characters will PROBABLY notice that fanny IS KIND OF A BAD WORD FOR A TODDLER TO SAY.]

Comments

[voice]

[ladyliberty]

Only if they can't understand the difference between an invitation for fanny-patting and an invitation to faff off.

[voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

I would hate to be a bloke around you, truly.

[voice]

[ladyliberty]

I'd never say "pat my fanny" if I actually wanted my fanny patted. It's not really very sexy.

[voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Right. Best to leave fannies out of the conversation, lest it be considered a bit on the slaggy side.

[voice]

[ladyliberty]

Oh yeah, like boys are when they say "suck my dick."