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[rule_britannia]

This has to be the worst idea I've ever had, but I'm actually considering trying out for the team.

I must be ill. Maybe if I ignore the inclination for long enough it'll go away.

Comments

[doctorkishitani]

You might be ill, but you seem relatively coherent right now, so you're probably not delusional.

Why wouldn't you want to try out for the Quidditch team?

[rule_britannia]

Good question.

Why do you think?

[doctorkishitani]

[Brief pause]

Are you afraid of ruining your team's chances of winning by spontaneously transforming the equipment into teapots?

[rule_britannia]

[Pause]

That's not funny, Shinra.

[doctorkishitani]

[Another pause]

It wasn't meant to be.

[rule_britannia]

I keep telling you. It's the wand.

[doctorkishitani]

But isn't the wand really just an extension?

[rule_britannia]

I do not have a teapot fixation.

[doctorkishitani]

You might!

The wand really only has so much power over what you do, so I don't think you would be transfiguring this many teapots unless you really wanted to.

[rule_britannia]

I really don't want to! I would very much like to not be doing it.

[doctorkishitani]

If that's the case, you might be thinking too much about not transfiguring things into teapots.
Have you considered that?

[rule_britannia]

You might be on to something, there.

[doctorkishitani]

Do you think so?

I knew you had some sort of teapot fixation.

[rule_britannia]

I DO NOT HAVE A TEAPOT FIXATION.