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[notapigeon]

I don't want to be a responsible adult.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Is there a way to look at the properties that potion has and try to figure out which things to alter to make it do the reverse?

[notapigeon]

That sounds ridiculously complicated.

[givesyouaboner]

I'm not sure what the alternative would be.
But I haven't even taken a potions class yet.

[notapigeon]

Are you trying to get me killed? What if I followed your advice and something went wrong?

[givesyouaboner]

Well, it would be foolish to test things on yourself first.
Naturally you'd run extended trials on old mice or something.

[notapigeon]

There's always repercussions.

[givesyouaboner]

Sure, if you live in a mad scientist movie.
But I'm sure you won't turn into a giant lizard or anything.

[notapigeon]

Wouldn't turning into a giant lizard be so cool, though?

[givesyouaboner]

It would be badass.
You could crawl on any surface and regenerate limbs.

[notapigeon]

And if anyone tried to catch me, I'd just drop my tail and run. On water.

[givesyouaboner]

Who would even care about age if they were a giant lizard?
Fuq da police they could do what they want.

[notapigeon]

If lizards are like dinosaurs, I could be around forever.

[givesyouaboner]

Technically they are, in a way. So potentially you have centuries, maybe!
Just watch out for the meteors, bro.

[notapigeon]

I think I'll be okay. How often to meteors happen?

[givesyouaboner]

In the context of them being a threat, the probability of them not happening is astronomical.
So unless life gets cheesy and all Armageddon, you have nothing to worry about.