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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-08-20 10:53 am

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Finally, I'm going to get to go to Diagon Alley. It's just a matter of hours.
I could offer an estimation of how many hours it is until this happens, but the majority of that estimation depends upon when my uncle actually decides to wake up.
Personally, I don't think I'll be sleeping at all. I've heard so many fascinating things about the place, so I'm thrilled to actually be able to visit.
The concept that such a place could have existed under my nose for all these years is astounding, but it makes sense, considering it's a wizard place and I didn't know a thing about it until I got my letter.
I'm to get my wand too, and this is this most significant thing that's on the agenda, because seriously?
Clothes shopping is boring, and as much as I enjoy books, I've gone book shopping before.
Never have I bought a cauldron, but that is beside the point.
I've been reading about them too, how the properties of each wand are significant and unique.
It makes me even more anxious to find out what my wand will be like, considering the wood and core are supposed to be telling about the type of person I am.
Or something along the lines of that.
There's supposed to be other things going on too, but I don't really know details on it. The whole wand thing definitely out-shadows it.
Who is going to Diagon Alley soon anyway? Maybe we'll see each other.
If you don't know what I look like, I'll probably be the kid with Dave.
caresawholeawfullot: (Ugh)

[personal profile] caresawholeawfullot 2012-08-20 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Man, my wand core is a horklump bristle. I don't think I want to know what that says about me.
caresawholeawfullot: (Hesitation)

[personal profile] caresawholeawfullot 2012-08-20 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, maybe not, because horklumps are living pink mushrooms, basically.
caresawholeawfullot: (Unsure)

[personal profile] caresawholeawfullot 2012-08-20 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
How so?

[Ted is plant-dumb, even when those plants are actually beasts.]
ficklefuckwit: (i wish i could be it all for you.)

[personal profile] ficklefuckwit 2012-08-20 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh oh i will be!
Though im afraid ill have to do a bit more guesswork than the average joe on finding you.
I have no idea who this dave person is!
ficklefuckwit: (i would.)

[personal profile] ficklefuckwit 2012-08-20 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Blond hair and shades!
I can certainly be on the lookout for that.

Blast i simply cant sleep with the notion of whats to come!
Are you excited mister strider?
ficklefuckwit: (if i could erase the pain)

[personal profile] ficklefuckwit 2012-08-20 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah well my hair is dark and i wear glasses! They are sort of rectangular and the frames are green.
Also im quite tan! And sort of tall for my age.

Goodness me too. I do hope i can sleep at some point or tomorrow might be a bit of a drag!
Yourself too of course.

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nomorals: (it's not that hard)

[personal profile] nomorals 2012-08-20 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
You'll probably get a wand that's significant to you. Mine's Rosewood with Wood Nymph Vocal Chord.
nomorals: (bored)

[personal profile] nomorals 2012-08-20 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Rosewood's used for musical instruments and performance art, and Wood Nymph Vocal Chord core holders are usually vocalists.

Try and take a guess ;)
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[personal profile] nomorals 2012-08-20 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I know a little martial arts, but that aside.

I'm a singer. I usually bring my bass to school too.

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voice/action

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-08-20 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Go to sleep, Dirk.

[kicking your mattress real hard rn little cuz]
clockspinner: (because fuck you)

voice/action

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-08-20 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
...

You must be new.
Your pen scratching sounds louder than the hopes and dreams of millions of endangered species being crushed mercilessly under the bloody blades of a greedy corporate cashmonger's rainforest deforestation project.

[One final kick, right under Dirk's ass.]
clockspinner: (good job fucko)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-08-20 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He pitches a falsetto up into his nose.]
Please, Dirk, stop scratching your pen like you're trying to rape my eardrums with a cat dick! I'm offended! My family was murdered in a rainforest, you insensitive little shit!

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[personal profile] doctorkishitani 2012-08-20 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're Strider, aren't you?
I think I shouted at you while we were canoeing and I'm very sorry I did that.

But to answer your question, I'm going to Diagonal Alley as well. Perhaps we'll see each other.