02 - filtered to Arthur

[greenmoonrising]

 Hey

Arthur, you there?

Comments

[rule_britannia]

Very funny

[greenmoonrising]

I'm sorry sweetcheeks, I just want to gobble you up.

[rule_britannia]

My blushes, Banner!

[greenmoonrising]

Couldn't control myself, my apologies.

[rule_britannia]

All that 'I can't flirt' stuff really is utter tripe

[greenmoonrising]

I can't do it to people I'm actually sweet on I guess. It's easier to flirt with friends because then you're just fooling around.

[rule_britannia]

Hmm.
I suppose.
Best I don't try it on Greg though. He'd have an aneurism.

[greenmoonrising]

You should try it once - it'd be funny.

[rule_britannia]

I actually value his friendship, so perhaps not.

[greenmoonrising]

You flirt with me, does this mean you don't value my friendship? I'm hurt, really.

[rule_britannia]

I know you can take it, poppet

[greenmoonrising]

I'm butt-hurt. Really. Learn to relax a guy first, sheesh.

[rule_britannia]

I'll be more gentle next time

[greenmoonrising]

You'd better be, otherwise I'll cry next time.

[rule_britannia]

Oh Bruce don't tempt me

[greenmoonrising]

You're an abusive man, wanting to see me cry so much.

[rule_britannia]

I know you like it or you wouldn't keep coming back to me ;)

[greenmoonrising]

Maybe I'm just waiting for my revenge to turn the tables on you and make you bite the pillow instead.

[rule_britannia]

Oh jesus

Okay I give. You win this one.
I never thought I'd be playing gay chicken over journal

[greenmoonrising]

:D

[rule_britannia]

Enjoy it while you can

[greenmoonrising]

Oh I will, now bite down darling 'cause I'm going in dry.

[rule_britannia]

Oh my god Bruce.

Are you getting some kind of weird thrill out of this?

[greenmoonrising]

I'm bored, mom's locked me out of the house library and taken away my potions tools.

[rule_britannia]

Oh dear.
What did you blow up this time?