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[rule_britannia]

It isn't normal for a stuffed snake to suddenly animate and attempt to crush your siblings, is it?

I'm rather sure I didn't make it do that.

[The above is scrawled out and messily cross-hatched over after this conversation, though still readable for anyone who's curious enough]

[Filtered to Alfred F. Jones]
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU.

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[rule_britannia]

I'll be sure to remember you said that.

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[allamericanreject]

...Okay?

[It takes him a minute...then he kind of clues in.]

Oh well that's not to say I don't deserve some comeuppance I guess?

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[rule_britannia]

As soon as I've decided what I'm going to do to you, I'll let you know.

Or not.

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[allamericanreject]

Man come on you'd tell me right?
Right?

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[rule_britannia]

Maybe.

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[allamericanreject]

You can't do that.
I mean you can.
But please don't.

[There's a brief pause, then a very bad marker-drawing is pasted into the journal for Arthur to see.]

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[rule_britannia]

... What is that.

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[allamericanreject]

An artistic rendering of my request. Pretty good huh? :)

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[rule_britannia]

And what exactly was it in aid of?

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[allamericanreject]

What do you mean in aid of? You mean what was it a part of? the part where I said don't be mean and make me all nervous waiting for you to do something?

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[rule_britannia]

If I'm goi

[The writing cuts off there, and it's a few minutes before any more words appear on the page, hurriedly scrawled]

I have to go.

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[allamericanreject]

Oh
Okay. Uh. Later?