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It isn't normal for a stuffed snake to suddenly animate and attempt to crush your siblings, is it?

I'm rather sure I didn't make it do that.

[The above is scrawled out and messily cross-hatched over after this conversation, though still readable for anyone who's curious enough]

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I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU.

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Why are you going to murder me? I didn't do anything bad.

[By his perception.]

That bloody snake! Where did you get it?!

Chill out, dude! I got it while we were in America and it's perfectly normal.
I just...put a spell on it. before I sent it...
I thought your brothers would probably avoid you if they thought your new toy was going to...
Uh.
Was one of them bothering you, I mean?

Do you have any idea how much trouble you could get into for doing magic outside of school?!

They monitor that kind of thing, you know!

Yeah yeah I know it's just that I thought if I did it out of the country it wouldn't matter as much.

Did it help you any?

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What the hell?

Don't ask me! It took them 20 minutes to get it off Phineas' leg. Father is furious.

Mr Kirkland. I hope you do realise that underaged magic is illegal outside of Hogwarts.

Yes, sir. I'm well aware of that.

I didn't charm the thing.

Regardless, perhaps it might be wise to keep these sort of outbursts private. Underaged magic is a serious offence, and if investigated will lead to expulsion.

~~It isn't t~~

Yes, sir.

Good to know we're on the same page. I'll see you in September, Mr Kirkland.

suddenly everyone has all these cool toys i am so jealous :C

It is not 'cool', it got me grounded.

that doesnt make it not cool that just makes your parents lame!!!

That's one way to look at it.

your brothers are dicks anyway serves them right >:I

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yOu Ok, BrO?

Yeah, Gamz. I'm okay.

WhAt'S wItH aLl ThEm InKiEs?
WaS tHaT aBoUt FrEd?

In a way.
He put a charm on a stuffed snake and the damn thing tried to kill Phineas.

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I knew you would find a way to get to them :)

It wasn't on purpose I assure you.

Really? That would be quiet a feet of accidental magic.

It wasn't my magic.

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