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[rule_britannia]

It isn't normal for a stuffed snake to suddenly animate and attempt to crush your siblings, is it?

I'm rather sure I didn't make it do that.

[The above is scrawled out and messily cross-hatched over after this conversation, though still readable for anyone who's curious enough]

[Filtered to Alfred F. Jones]
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU.

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[mo_cara]

[thinks about this]

WeLp.
ThAt GuY iS kInD oF a DoUcHeWaD aNyWaY, aIn'T hE?

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[rule_britannia]

He is.
But he's still my brother.

And there was kind of a lot of blood.

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[mo_cara]

DiD tHaT bE bUgGiNg YoU?

[Wait, better question.]

dId YoU gEt In TrOuBlE?

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[rule_britannia]

Of course I did!

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[mo_cara]

EvEn If It WeReN't YoUr FaUlT?
tHeN tHaT wAs StRaIgHt Up RuDe Of FrEd.
He ShOuLd HaVe DoNe It So AiN't No OnE cOnNeCtEd It WiTh YoU.