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[rule_britannia]

It isn't normal for a stuffed snake to suddenly animate and attempt to crush your siblings, is it?

I'm rather sure I didn't make it do that.

[The above is scrawled out and messily cross-hatched over after this conversation, though still readable for anyone who's curious enough]

[Filtered to Alfred F. Jones]
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU.

Comments

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[moveslikejaeger]

to be fair i mentioned you first because she was skeptical about the quality of my friendship

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[rule_britannia]

I'm failing to see how I could come up in connection with that.

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[moveslikejaeger]

you dont hate me!

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[rule_britannia]

I suppose not, but I don't really know you.

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[moveslikejaeger]

well im friends with alfred does that count? we tell each other our deepest darkest secrets
thats how i know hes not setting you up
because he told me you make his heart pound and emotions soar

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[rule_britannia]

You're giving me so many reasons not to trust you right now.
You really have no idea.

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[moveslikejaeger]

but its truuuuuuuuuuu~~~ he totally <3s you! he thinks your the cutest and he wants to hold you to his manly chest while wind blows through your hair and waves crash behind and there are fireworks
thats how much he digs you

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[rule_britannia]

I've never heard anything more ridiculous.
You've been watching too many cheesy romance films.

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[moveslikejaeger]

i havent watched any
well a couple with van because he likes them but there pretty boring
not enoough explosions or fight seens
and i dont read so thats not even it either
im just like this naturally

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[rule_britannia]

[There's a long pause here, and when Arthur writes again the letters come slowly, more precise and far more legible than his usual spidery scrawl]

He really likes me?

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[moveslikejaeger]

he does
he thinks your totally cute especially when you blush or get mad

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[rule_britannia]

What
Why would he like that