[8] voice;

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Alright listen up everybody! Just thought y'all should know that somebody in this castle's a big huge buttwipe that tries to steals other peoples girls and then blames it on them! Oh and also calls'em real ugly names! I ain't gonna mention any names, but god he is a real big butt! You shouldn't even think about joinin his stupid Quidditch team! He'd probably steal your girlfriend! Or boyfriend- wait, no. Nah, I don't think he swings that way. But if he did, I bet he'd do that! So this is just a warnin', y'all should just stay away from him.

Oh and Puck I want that broomstick kit I got ya for Christmas back! After what ya did, I don't believe ya deserve to have your broom serviced! So give it back, cuz it cost a lot!

[Filtered to Amelia; text]
Can we talk?

like in real life! not on the journals. cuz its kinda important...

if you aint busy! but maybe if youre busy you could make time cuz it actually is real important

please?

Comments

[thisonetime_withkeith]

she said all she meant was bludger ball! he twisted it to mean... stuff!

[testdriveme]

I'm not doubting you. That sounds like Puck..

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Then why are you defendin him?

i mean i know your friends and all but come on...

[testdriveme]

Yeah, well.. We've been friends for a long time..

[thisonetime_withkeith]

so were we!

but just wait til he steals your girlfriend! it aint enough that he pretty much treats ya like crap, hes gotta put salt on it then rub it all in.

[testdriveme]

I don't think I have to worry about Puck stealing my girlfriend. [You're funny, Ellis.]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

i didnt think i did either!

[testdriveme]

Did she break up with you?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

no!

well i mean i dont think were entirely all that together right now...

[FILTERED; hackable]

but i plan to fix that.

or at least try to

[^ heavily crossed out]

filtered;

[testdriveme]

Oh. So, you're more upset that he tried to steal a potential girlfriend.

filtered;

[thisonetime_withkeith]

well its kinda more than that though! i mean... we kissed.

filtered;

[testdriveme]

I've kissed Puck once, but that doesn't mean we're almost dating.

filtered; 1/??????

[thisonetime_withkeith]

but this is dif

[Inkstains all over this, he knocked over his inkwell.]

filtered; 2/??????

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[He is blotting madly at his paper trying to clear a spot to write in again.]

filtered; 3/??????

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Damn it there is way too much ink;

voice;]

Hold on, hold on! Damn it whats that spell I can use. Hell, it's on the tip'a my tongue...

filtered; 4/5

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Wiping furiously still. FINALLY the spell comes to him and suddenly the ink disappears a bit and reveals a clear spot for Ellis to write on.

voice;]

Okay there we go! Stupid stupid ink...

filtered; 5/5 and back to text

[thisonetime_withkeith]

ya did WHAT?!

oh my god he really does swing that way! i knew i was onto somethin!

filtered;

[testdriveme]

No! It's not him! It's me, it's me!

filtered;

[thisonetime_withkeith]

what? what are ya talkin about? its you?

filtered;

[testdriveme]

Puck has nothing to do with it. I'm the one who started everything. He still like girls. He doesn't like me like that at all.

filtered;

[thisonetime_withkeith]

alright. im really confused right now.

why would ya kiss puck if you aint-

[Hold on.

Processing.

Oh. Oh.]

Oh! well thats okay dude! i mean we can still be friends and stuff! i mean it aint a problem! My momma says it dont matter what people love as long as they aint hurtin us, and ya know what? i agree! good job!

[For what, he doesn't know. BUT HE SUPPORTS YOU.]

filtered;

[testdriveme]

Thanks...


You can't say anything to anyone. Especially not Puck. He wants to forget about it...

filtered;

[thisonetime_withkeith]

No prob!

Awww you mean i cant mess with him? he deserves it...

filtered;

[testdriveme]

No. That's the last thing you need to do.