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And here we are again.

The dratted cat has already run off somewhere. I think he does it on purpose. As certain as I am that he'll come back when he's hungry, if anyone sees a small Scottish fold, white with a brown patch over one eye and a brown tail, try and corner him and let me know where he is. He's kind of noisy.

Thanks.

And welcome to the Ravenclaws sharing our dorms for the week, I guess.

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I could help you with those, you know.

I'm sure you could.

I could! Honestly, the first thing and easiest thing you'd have to do is learn to relax more. Like taking a warm shower before bed. Journaling, not the magical version of twitter kind, would also be productive. Might also help you work through your "Alfredo Sauce" issues, which would help a lot too.

I hope you understand that I won't even grace the latter part of that with a response.

Though it interests me that you say 'learn to relax' as if it's as easily done as that.

I figured it was less embarrassing that referring to the problem directly by name. Now anyone who reads this will be tantalizingly baffled and full of irrestrainable curiosity that will forever go unfulfilled.

It's not, but there are ways starting with the physical relaxation of the muscles coupled with mental therapy. Not that I'm saying that there is something wrong with you intellectually, but talking through things that stress you is proven to be extremely cathartic.

I'm sure you're well aware there's nothing wrong with me intellectually.

Hm. I suppose talking to Gamzee and Bruce has always been beneficial, but I can hardly expect them to constantly deal with my problems.

They're good people to talk to! I haven't interacted particularly much with Gamzee myself, but I have observed him with a morbid sort of curiosity of my own.

And I say morbid because observing him is comparable to a train wreck.

I would honestly not worry about feeling like you're dumping your problems on him because while I would hardly listen to any advice he may offer, simply talking to him probably does wonders for his self-esteem.

You do have a way of putting things, you know.

And his advice is valid from time to time. He has this astounding way of being able to convince me that I'm overreacting.

It's not my fault that he's an emotional trash heap. I'm just being honest to the extent of his condition. He's like a porcelain doll who's been shattered on the floor and though a few parts are salvageable, whether there's anyone with the time or patience to actually manage it is highly unlikely.

Well, that part I think he has right, at least.

I'm aware.

[And that's all he's going to say on that. He has almost inexhaustible patience for Gamzee, certainly, but doesn't tend to push him]

Do you happen to have a new chess set this year?