~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

no its only talking about how i am collecting a jar of hearts so i dont think thats it

[moveslikejaeger]

you and rapunzel and bruce and everyone else jar of hearts you make bad choices things like that

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

You're right. You're right, I'm not. What am I doing? I need to stop hoping it'll change for one of us. This is ridiculous.

Maxim, you're really nice and sweet and wonderful, but I want you to be happy with lots of people, like you want. Not just me. You know?

[ladyliberty]

You don't have a jar of hearts, do you?

[moveslikejaeger]

no! not here i think it means metaforical hearts

[ladyliberty]

Oh. Is it talking about you cheating on Van with boobs?

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[moveslikejaeger]

but i want to be happy with all those people AND you see the problem? but is not your fault girly its normal to want to be with one special person im the broken one not you i am the one who should suffer

Action

[bev_rage]

Oh my gosh, lizard wizard! I've never actually met a ghost before, this is fantastic!

[bubblingover]

a lizard???
out of all t)(e strange t)(ings t)(at )(appen at )(ogwarts
t)(is is t)(e last t)(ing i excepted

[bev_rage]

but maxim
lizurd
wizerd

[moveslikejaeger]

yes exactly
but how am i supposed to give up boobs?

[ladyliberty]

It's probably jealous because lady lizards don't have boobs.

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

You aren't broken, Maxim. Just different. I don't think it's bad at all, except for the part where it makes you unhappy.

Look, I'll be honest. I'm going to need some time to get over all of this, but when I do, you can be my best friend, like Amelia. We snuggle and stuff.

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[shnpc]

But you're still really bad at puuuuuuuns!

[moveslikejaeger]

[little inksplot]

hokay yes that is cute you have a point there

[moveslikejaeger]

i know right? it would be funnier if it wasnt me

[wwhatevver]

ghost lizard

[moveslikejaeger]

man that would be weird dont you think suddenly lizard boobs

[moveslikejaeger]

ghost
lizard
of shaaaaaame

[ladyliberty]

That would be super weird like just dangling off them ew.

[wwhatevver]

im so skeptical of this lizard

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[moveslikejaeger]

it never made me unhappy before! why is it starting now?


can i snuggle with you AND amelia at once?

[moveslikejaeger]

hey lizard eridan touches himself at night why dont you go bug him for a bit

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'm not really sure, Maxim.

Um, maybe. We'll see.

[moveslikejaeger]

yeah exactly all scaly and dangly and not nearly as fun as melia boobs