~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

hey lizard eridan touches himself at night why dont you go bug him for a bit

[wwhatevver]

excuse me but wwhat is wwith the amount of lies bein spewwed from your quill

[moveslikejaeger]

guilt and shaaaaaame you touch yourself under the covers while thinking of boyssssss

[wwhatevver]

wwhoa
i dont think about boys like that
im completely comfortable in my heterosexuality and my mind doesnt fuckin wwork like that
youre disgustin for evven THINKIN that

[moveslikejaeger]

wow and now your homoshaming me wow eridan wow i am so hurt i am wounded im cry

[wwhatevver]

no listen here
i dont care wwhat anyone else does or wwho they fall in lovve wwith or wwho they get off to
but wwhat I like happens to be girls and i do not wwant facts to be blowwn into the wwrong direction
got it?

[moveslikejaeger]

uh huh sure whatever eri you know you luv me

[wwhatevver]

dont make me laugh

[moveslikejaeger]

why did you break a rib and now laughing hurts?

[wwhatevver]

no thats
not evven close to wwhy i said that

[moveslikejaeger]

oh then why shouldnt i make you laugh?

[jeet]

Believe me, I do not wish to stick up for Eridan, but I do not think that is any of your business, or something the rest of the school wants to know.

[moveslikejaeger]

relax i was just making it up i have no idea what eridan jerks it to

[jeet]

Why did you even feel the need to bring that up? There are certainly other things he should feel guilty for.

[moveslikejaeger]

beause thats what im being harassed about i dont know i dont pay that much attention to him besides i know itll get a reaction

[jeet]

I would call that the obvious move, then.

[moveslikejaeger]

sometimes the obvious is all it takes

[jeet]

It does not show a high level of intelligence, though.

[moveslikejaeger]

dont need it im fine the way i am

[jeet]

Debatable.

[moveslikejaeger]

im happy
you dont need to be
you dont have to live with me

[jeet]

I suppose so.

[moveslikejaeger]

im so glad we could come to this agreement