~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

Comments

[hairflyingheartpounding]

A lizard?

[doctorkishitani]

That doesn't make any sense. You're not awful at all.

[moveslikejaeger]

ja like a camelion!

[moveslikejaeger]

im absolutely awful but that is a choice i have made it wont go away shinra help

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Is it talking about anything specific?

Why is it talking at all?

[ladyliberty]

A lizard ghost?

[That doesn't even sound creepy. Just annoying.]

[doctorkishitani]

I don't think you're awful.

But I suppose that's irrelevant right now. What kind of lizard is it? If we know what it is, we can figure out how to best distract it.

[moveslikejaeger]

well ja it keeps following me around all day pointing out every bad thing i do and if i dont do anything bad it just goes "JAR OF HEARTS"

i dont know i hate it

[moveslikejaeger]

ja a lizard ghost
full of guilt and shame
it doesnt like when i look at your tits

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'm sorry hone to hear that.

[moveslikejaeger]

a guilt lizard like i said! also a camelion you know with the googly eyes and the changing skin

[ladyliberty]

Well that lizard just has no taste.

[bev_rage]

a ghost lizerd???
at a wizurd school???
omg
that mks it
a wizard lizard

[moveslikejaeger]

oh mein gott is doing it again what are you thinking its doing the breaking of the hearts thing again oh mein gott why????

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'm sorry!

I just don't know what we should do.

I know I said it couldn't happen again, but I just don't know.

[moveslikejaeger]

i
hope not
is bad enough as it is without noing magic

[doctorkishitani]

I'll go to the library and find out what chameleons generally eat.
Then we can probably lure it away from you!

If it's a ghost, I'm not sure what we can do.
Did you accidentally upset a chameleon this summer?

[moveslikejaeger]

clearly they are lovely tits it is just the most awful thing you have no idea

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[shnpc]

That was awfuuuuuul

[moveslikejaeger]

no? is the first one i ever saw in real life
well besides the ones in pet shops
oh i gues i mightve upset one then
i kind of tried to steal one at the festival by stuffing it in my pocket oops

[ladyliberty]

So it's just following you around telling you to stop checking me out? That seems... excessive.

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[moveslikejaeger]

i dunno either i just want it to leave me alone im cry

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'm sorry, Maxim.

What do you want us to do?

[doctorkishitani]

Maybe this one is related to the one you tried to steal.

It might go away if you appologize. And promise not to steal any more chameleons.

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[moveslikejaeger]

i want everyone to be happy and to be able to love you without this lizard sitting on my shoulder all the time but you are not polyamorus AS IT KEEPS REMINDING ME THANK YOU LIZARD SHUT UP NOW so i dont know

but i know i am not likely to get what i want so i just have to deal with it and i am okay with that or i would be if something would shut up