~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

Comments

[ladyliberty]

A lizard ghost?

[That doesn't even sound creepy. Just annoying.]

[moveslikejaeger]

ja a lizard ghost
full of guilt and shame
it doesnt like when i look at your tits

[ladyliberty]

Well that lizard just has no taste.

[moveslikejaeger]

clearly they are lovely tits it is just the most awful thing you have no idea

[ladyliberty]

So it's just following you around telling you to stop checking me out? That seems... excessive.

[moveslikejaeger]

you and rapunzel and bruce and everyone else jar of hearts you make bad choices things like that

[ladyliberty]

You don't have a jar of hearts, do you?

[moveslikejaeger]

no! not here i think it means metaforical hearts

[ladyliberty]

Oh. Is it talking about you cheating on Van with boobs?

[moveslikejaeger]

yes exactly
but how am i supposed to give up boobs?

[ladyliberty]

It's probably jealous because lady lizards don't have boobs.

[moveslikejaeger]

man that would be weird dont you think suddenly lizard boobs

[ladyliberty]

That would be super weird like just dangling off them ew.

[moveslikejaeger]

yeah exactly all scaly and dangly and not nearly as fun as melia boobs

[ladyliberty]

See? Totally jealous.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[SHE'S NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING, BUT SHE'S READING THIS.

IT IS HELPING HER WITH THE IDEA OF LETTING GO OF HER CRUSH ON MAXIM, AT LEAST.]

[ladyliberty]

[oh god if she knew SEE SHE'S HELPING]

[moveslikejaeger]

[WELL SORRY RAPUNZEL YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS LIKE]

i bet it would stop being such a dick if it spent some time in your boobs too bad we cant grab ghosts and force love on them

[ladyliberty]

Ew I don't want a ghost in my boobs! They're all cold and clammy.

[moveslikejaeger]

but even ghosts need love! this lizard is proof enough of that!

[ladyliberty]

It can go hover inside the Fat Lady's painting then.

[moveslikejaeger]

man where did they even put that thing do you think shes okay i mean gryffindor did get trashed and all

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[NO SHE DIDN'T SHE WAS BEING A DUMB TEENAGER.]

[di_intraining]

[If Greg was here, there'd be a giant "I TOLD YOU SO" moment.]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[HEY telling people what's best for them isn't good, either, buddy!]