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~Of Guilt~

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

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[SHE'S NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING, BUT SHE'S READING THIS.

IT IS HELPING HER WITH THE IDEA OF LETTING GO OF HER CRUSH ON MAXIM, AT LEAST.]

[~~oh god if she knew~~ SEE SHE'S HELPING]

[WELL SORRY RAPUNZEL YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS LIKE]

i bet it would stop being such a dick if it spent some time in your boobs too bad we cant grab ghosts and force love on them

Ew I don't want a ghost in my boobs! They're all cold and clammy.

but even ghosts need love! this lizard is proof enough of that!

It can go hover inside the Fat Lady's painting then.

man where did they even put that thing do you think shes okay i mean gryffindor did get trashed and all

She probably just ran to another painting, right?

i hope so but i havent seen her yet then again i havent been looking maybe we should just in case :C

Paintings can't get hurt though right? I mean they're just paint and magic.

i guess not they just seem like people dont you think?

Have you ever seen muggle paintings? They're so freaky and dead-looking.

sure i kind of like tho
well muggle photos mostly
those i think are really nice

They totally give me the willies. Especially when their eyes are open and they're just staring at you.

you silly there not real they cant hurt you they dont even act like people

Neither can ghosts but they're still creepy.

[And we have come full circle.]

[NO SHE DIDN'T SHE WAS BEING A DUMB TEENAGER.]

[If Greg was here, there'd be a giant "I TOLD YOU SO" moment.]

[HEY telling people what's best for them isn't good, either, buddy!]

[Would've saved you a world of hurt. Just saying.]

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