~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

Comments

[wwhatevver]

excuse me but wwhat is wwith the amount of lies bein spewwed from your quill

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[moveslikejaeger]

the lizard doesnt like that idea but i think it would be great even van could join just have a huge cuddlepile where everyone is happy and no one is sad

[ladyliberty]

See? Totally jealous.

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'm not sure that would end with everyone being happy and no one being sad. But, um, I don't know.

[moveslikejaeger]

guilt and shaaaaaame you touch yourself under the covers while thinking of boyssssss

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[SHE'S NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING, BUT SHE'S READING THIS.

IT IS HELPING HER WITH THE IDEA OF LETTING GO OF HER CRUSH ON MAXIM, AT LEAST.]

[wwhatevver]

wwhoa
i dont think about boys like that
im completely comfortable in my heterosexuality and my mind doesnt fuckin wwork like that
youre disgustin for evven THINKIN that

[ladyliberty]

[oh god if she knew SEE SHE'S HELPING]

[jeet]

Believe me, I do not wish to stick up for Eridan, but I do not think that is any of your business, or something the rest of the school wants to know.

[jeet]

Ghost animals do not talk.

[moveslikejaeger]

[WELL SORRY RAPUNZEL YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS LIKE]

i bet it would stop being such a dick if it spent some time in your boobs too bad we cant grab ghosts and force love on them

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[moveslikejaeger]

it does in my world
see broken and stupid

[ladyliberty]

Ew I don't want a ghost in my boobs! They're all cold and clammy.

[moveslikejaeger]

this one does
is a wizerd lizard

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[NO SHE DIDN'T SHE WAS BEING A DUMB TEENAGER.]

[jeet]

That is not a thing that happens.

[moveslikejaeger]

wow and now your homoshaming me wow eridan wow i am so hurt i am wounded im cry

[moveslikejaeger]

relax i was just making it up i have no idea what eridan jerks it to

[moveslikejaeger]

well it did

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

No you're not.

[wwhatevver]

no listen here
i dont care wwhat anyone else does or wwho they fall in lovve wwith or wwho they get off to
but wwhat I like happens to be girls and i do not wwant facts to be blowwn into the wwrong direction
got it?

[jeet]

Why did you even feel the need to bring that up? There are certainly other things he should feel guilty for.

[moveslikejaeger]

but even ghosts need love! this lizard is proof enough of that!

[jeet]

But it is impossible.

Perhaps it is a hallucination; a manifestation of your guilt.

[di_intraining]

[If Greg was here, there'd be a giant "I TOLD YOU SO" moment.]