~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

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[moveslikejaeger]

yes
ghost lizard
of shame

[sugaredpotions]

Ghost lizard of shame...?

What's it look like?

[moveslikejaeger]

like a camelion!

[sugaredpotions]

So it changed color? Yeah, that definitely sounds like a ghost and not someone playing a trick on you. Or it's a ghost possessing a chameleon. I wonder if there's something in the library on how to tell if a ghost is possessing a lizard...

[moveslikejaeger]

no its see through kind of bluish gray like other ghosts just in the shape of a camelion

[sugaredpotions]

It could still be a - oh! It could be a ghost possessing the ghost of a lizard? Which explains why it could talk and still look like that.

Assuming ghosts can possess each other...

[moveslikejaeger]

why cant it just be a talking lizard its not like weirder things dont happen with magic

[sugaredpotions]

...is there a spell that could make a lizard talk?

[moveslikejaeger]

there could be! there are spells to make paintings talk after all

[sugaredpotions]

This is true!

...so what was the ghost saying?

[moveslikejaeger]

you know you can just read this entire page right i mean i have explained this like five times already to other people

[sugaredpotions]

...

I got so excited about the lizard ghost that I didn't even think of that. Hold on a sec.

[scan, scan, scan...]

...ah. That sucks. I'm sorry. Maybe tell it to talk to someone else if it bugs you?

[moveslikejaeger]

tried that
tried apologizing
tried dealing with rapunzel
only happy when im not

[sugaredpotions]

...that lizard ghost is stupid. You don't need it heaping stuff on.

Want me to try and tell it to come over here? You can use an Accio spell on a ghost, right?

[moveslikejaeger]

i dont know
i might just go into the forest and kill something
if you think that will work

[sugaredpotions]

[She points her wand in the general direction she thinks the guiltghost is occupying, then tries it. And tries it again.]

...I don't see anything yet. Maybe it takes a minute?