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[cantfightthisfire]

Thank fucking god that's over. I swear if I spent another minute with those nerds I would've stabbed something. You're lucky I didn't at all.

Probably would've if my knife hadn't been confiscated, but that's beside the point. How any of you can even stand being a Ravenclaw is beyond me, it's a miserable time just being in the same room as you.

Fuck all of you.

Seriously.

Comments

[cantfightthisfire]

If you enjoy it so much, then next time don't let a little storm damage keep you from your precious house.

[doctorkishitani]

To be fair, it was very considerable storm damage.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh snap

[cantfightthisfire]

You're both so retarded that it's physically painful to handle.

[moveslikejaeger]

a little pain never hurt anyone sweetheart

[cantfightthisfire]

I'm not your fucking sweetheart, go to hell.

[moveslikejaeger]

already on my way sweety

[cantfightthisfire]

[And she's already busy attempting to kick your ass in a thread down below.]

[doctorkishitani]

Jaeger isn't stupid.

[cantfightthisfire]

I didn't say stupid.

I said retarded. He's really fucking retarded.

[doctorkishitani]

Forgive me. I assumed you meant "retarded" in the colloquial sense.

But in any case, he really isn't technically retarded either.

[cantfightthisfire]

Why the hell are you standing up for him so much? Is he your boyfriend or something?

[doctorkishitani]

We're not romantically involved, but he is a very good friend of mine.
And the fact of the matter is that you're wrong. He really isn't physically or mentally retarded at all.

[cantfightthisfire]

How do you know? Are you his doctor?