TWELVE ♋

[selfhatred]

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

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[accioleggings]

...
I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MORE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU DECEIVING EQUIUS OR YOUR TASTES IN LITERATURE.

[selfhatred]

OH COME ON.
MUM HAS NO PROBLEM WITH ME READING PRETTY MUCH PORN BUT YOU QUESTION MY TASTES?

[accioleggings]

IT'S NOT A MATTER OF THE SUBJECT, KARKAT, IT'S THAT THERE'S SO MUCH BETTER WRITTEN PORNOGRAPHIC NOVELS AVAILABLE.

I'VE DECIDED. TRICKING EQUIUS INTO READING IT WINS OUT.

[selfhatred]

I'M NOT ADMITTING IT'S GOOD, DAD.
HELL, I'VE READ BETTER PORN ONLINE.

...DON'T ASK.

HE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

[accioleggings]

GOOD. IF YOU WERE I'D BE EVE MORE CONCERNED.

[Not even touching that, Karkat. You're a growing boy with completely natural urges.]

NO ONE ASKS TO BE GIVEN TERRIBLE SMUT.
UNLESS THEY ACTUALLY DO ASK FOR IT.
DID HE ASK FOR TERRIBLE SMUT?

[selfhatred]

SIGH.
NO.
I TWISTED THE PREMISE AND COMPLETELY LEFT OUT THE FACT THAT IT HAD SMUT.
I JUST WANTED HIM OUT OF MY GODDAMN COMPARTMENT.
IT WAS TOO EARLY IN THE YEAR TO DEAL WITH ZAHHAK.

[accioleggings]

YOU KNOW OW THAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO DO, RIGHT?

[selfhatred]

YES.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME APOLOGIZE TO HIM, ARE YOU?

[accioleggings]

I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.
IF I FORCE YOU TO DO IT YOU WON'T MEAN IT.
BUT I'LL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU DON'T.

[selfhatred]

...
MAYBE I FELT KIND OF BAD WHEN HE THANKED ME FOR THE RECOMMENDATION ON THE TRAIN.

[accioleggings]

GOOD. IT MEANS YOUR CONSCIENCE IS STILL INTACT.
GO FIND HIM AND APOLOGIZE IF YOU REALLY MEAN IT.

[selfhatred]

I THINK HE ALREADY FOUND ME THANKS TO THAT BITCH PRESCOTT.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL WING I GUESS.

[accioleggings]

LANGUAGE, KARKAT.
JUST APOLOGIZE AND YOU'LL BE FINE.

...MAYBE TRY AND FIND NEPETA AND HIDE BEHIND HER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

[selfhatred]

IF I CAN STILL WALK BY THEN.

[accioleggings]

IF HE BREAKS ANY BONES, I'LL DEDUCT HOUSE POINTS AND GIVE HIM DETENTION.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

[selfhatred]

A LITTLE.
THANKS, DAD.

[and then ink spill because he was hurrying to pack his things up in order to get away. or at least out of his seat and in sight of some form of authority.]

[accioleggings]

BE CAREFUL.