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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

Comments

[clockspinner]

well then ill put midget in my bag tomorrow and you can meet me in the library

[thesmallesttrickster]

That sounds like a lovely idea.

[luxextenebris]

You've obviously never played a Struggle match.

[mo_cara]

MoThErFuCkEr, YoU bE hIgHeR tHaN mE rIgHt NoW iF tHaT's WhAt YoU tHiNk.
I cOuLd PuT yOu In A lInEuP oF nAkEd BuMs AnD yOu WoUlD bLeNd RiGhT iN, cAuSe YoUr AsS iS tHaT dUlL.

[dormitus]

:o
what is its name
maybe we can make a special label for its jar

[seeringlight]

It hasn't quite been four years yet. How disheartening to know that you do not even know the accurate length of our relationship.
Oh, I did. I just like to pretend I didn't. Why do you think I enjoy buying your potions supplies?
I will find a fine specimen for you to admire.

[clockspinner]

her name is midget
im assuming its a girl it might be too undeveloped to have a gender yet
shes already got a label but if you wanna blingee that shit up im down with that

[clockspinner]

oh come on
apparently we spent nearly a year together in pretty damn close quarters wombmate of mine
cumulatively weve known each other at least 4 years
there was just 10 years in the middle where we didnt know of each other

yes good my birthday is the day before yours
in case you forgot
that im older
and therefore wiser

[Filtered]

[clockspinner]

dirk
have you been skipping out on flying class

[clockspinner]

youve obviously never strifed with bro

[Filtered]

[givesyouaboner]

Maybe.
But it doesn't matter. It's not like anyone's noticed.

[seeringlight]

I'm pretty sure your knowledge on how baby growth works or the general psychology and biology around it is lost to you.
That's not how it works.

Wiser he says.
Like he thinks he's actually wiser than me he says.
Laughable.

[dormitus]

i will blingee the shit out of midget hehehe
but not literally as i have doubts its gastrointestinal tract even developed if it does not even have a biological sex at this stage