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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

Comments

[clockspinner]

her name is midget
im assuming its a girl it might be too undeveloped to have a gender yet
shes already got a label but if you wanna blingee that shit up im down with that

[dormitus]

i will blingee the shit out of midget hehehe
but not literally as i have doubts its gastrointestinal tract even developed if it does not even have a biological sex at this stage