greenmoonrising: (Cause I have come to need this)
greenmoonrising ([personal profile] greenmoonrising) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-14 02:00 pm

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WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!
moveslikejaeger: (So yeah we're going down)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
:I

well no i was purposely being mean
i figured a clean break would be better than repeatedly stabbing her over again
so its okay
moveslikejaeger: (Can take me away)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
yes
because my having good intention will not save her from suffering at my hands
she is a lovely pure wonderful girl who does not deserve to be broken and blood stained
which is all that will become of her if she associates with me
breaking things is all i am good for
hurting people is what i am best at
that people think so highly of me is only a testament to my ability to lie
and now i am going to hurt you too because i cant control myself because i dont know how
moveslikejaeger: (Nothing feels right)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[There's no response to this, because Maxim doesn't know how to respond in a verbal way. If Bruce was there, he'd latch onto him and bury his face into his chest, but he's not there.]

[So Maxim just curls up in his bed with his journal pressed to his chest instead. The pages might wrinkle a bit, and there might be a few odd smears, but no words come]
moveslikejaeger: (Maybe it's hard)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
kay

[And then after a while, Maxim will just kind of shuffle into the goat pens, looking a bit like a kicked puppy]
moveslikejaeger: (So yeah we're going down)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh gosh, Bruce, why do you have to look so cute like that? Maxim is just going to find his glasses quick first, before someone, be it goat or human, steps on them, and then he will be right over]

Dot iz a feisty goat, yah.
moveslikejaeger: (And I'll know you)

[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[he snorts at the headbutt.] Hyu gonna haff a sore head pritty soon if hyu keep dot up. Hyu schmott guys ain't got t'ick schkulls like de likes ov me.

[stepping a bit closer, he cups the goat's head in his hands, holding them pretty steady despite any thrashing] Hey now, hyu, hyu gotta be goot for hyu new pappa! He's gonna luff hyu und take care ov hyu, so hyu do de same right back, hyu hear?
moveslikejaeger: (Then we'll fight for you like we were)

[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
'Courze he does. He iz a goat. Dey bump heads to establish dominance und schtuff. Hyu bump his head like dot, hyu schowink him hyu iz like his pappa. [He smiles at Hulk, leaning in to nuzzle his nose affectionately.] He gon' do it out ov luff, hyu know.

[He doesn't look up to meet Bruces eyes at the question, shrugging his shoulders and keeping focused on the goat instead, moving his hands to massage the Hulk's skull at the base of his ears] Iz fine. Ve Jaegers, ve iz like dem rubber balls, yah? Ve bounce.
moveslikejaeger: (Nothing feels right)

[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-14 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Goats don' liff so long az humans, iz okay.

[His eyelids flutter a bit as Bruce bumps into his forehead before finally sliding closed. It takes him a moment, but he does bump back, nuzzling his nose into the Ravenclaw's cheek with a small sigh] Hyu und Hy are different. Hyu vos raised to be goot. Hy vos not.