Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[cantfightthisfire]

Marina Prescott.

The goats are bad enough, we don't need these fuckers running around too.

[bonafide_divinity]

Excellent! I knew I could count on you, Marina!

[Filtered to Marina]

And you're right! What the Hell was Mercer thinking when she gave goats to half the student population anyway?