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For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

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You're the one who's afraid of goats. I'm finding it difficult to take you seriously.

I dislike goats. I am not afraid of them.
There's a difference, Dox.

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Besides, your goat is a horrific mutant. Anyone would be afraid of it.

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Are you kidding?

I am not kidding.
Robinson is seriously petitioning to bring in a herd of capybaras and people are supporting the idea. He already has four signatures!

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Marina Prescott.

The goats are bad enough, we don't need these fuckers running around too.

Excellent! I knew I could count on you, Marina!

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And you're right! What the Hell was Mercer thinking when she gave goats to half the student population anyway?

Marceline Abadeer.

Seriously. We have cats, owls and toads. This isn't a freakin' zoo.

Precisely!

Although I guess owls are practical and cats and toads are relatively harmless. Capybaras, however, are completely unknown.

Thank-you for your support, Marceline!

Capybaras arent dangerous!
They are social herbivores that live in africa.
A member of the rodent family! Theyre like very large guinea pigs or chinchillas.

That's exactly what Robinson wants you to think.
Whatever you do, do not sign his petition, [pause. inkblot] whoever you are.

Who are you, anyway?

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YOU ARE AWARE CAPYBARAS ARE HERBIVORES, AREN'T YOU?
I DON'T SEE THE HARM IN HAVING THEM AROUND THE SCHOOL.

Do you know this to be a fact, Professor Vantas?

Because if this is just speculation and propaganda, I don't think I'm wiling to take the risk. And if you had any consideration for the safety and well being of the school's population, neither would you.

This is a joke, right?

Why would I joke about this?

You both need girlfriends... Or hugs from your moms.

Right.

Because the possibility of more large, bloodthirsty creatures running wild would become much less real if I had a girlfriend.

Thank-you, Stark. You're brilliant

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KARKAT VANTAS.

Thank-you for your support, Vantas!

... My ferret is more dangerous than a capybara.

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You know, ferrets can be more dangerous than most people think.

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at least its not lions or sth
go ahead and put down my name tho

Don't give him any more ideas.

But thank-you for your support, Dean! I knew I could count on you.

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Why isn't anyone taking this seriously?

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Capybaras aren't dangerous. You should be, however, wary of my army of platypuses.

You do not have an army of platypuses.

Who are you anyway?

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THIS WOULD BE QUITE DISCONCERTING BUT I DON'T THINK THEY COULD TOLERATE THE WEATHER HERE.
BUT IF THEY COULD.
THAT WOULD BE QUITE TERRIFYING.
THEY'RE LIKE GIANT RATS, TULIO.

Are they? I'm so glad you've brought that fact to light, Professor Purple.

Herds of giant rats running wild at Hogwarts would be both terrifying and horrible!

Will you be signing my petition?

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What do you think you're doing?

I think I'm putting a stop to your plans to fill the school with more ravenous, bloodthirsty creatures that will get us all killed.

What does it look like I'm doing?

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AiN't ThAt A kInD oF dAnCiN, bRo?
ThErE wAs A mOvIe AbOuT iT.
I dOn'T tHiNk DaNcIn CaN eAt YoU.

What? No! They're

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Are you high, Makara?

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