Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[greenteengenius]

You're the one who's afraid of goats. I'm finding it difficult to take you seriously.

[bonafide_divinity]

I dislike goats. I am not afraid of them.
There's a difference, Dox.

[pause]

Besides, your goat is a horrific mutant. Anyone would be afraid of it.

[greenteengenius]

I'm not afraid of it. I quite like it. It's more relaxed than the other goats.

I'm beginning to think I should sign the other petition.

[bonafide_divinity]

No! Wait! Think about this. If you sign Robinson's petition, you will condemn us all to horrible deaths at the hands of giant rats.

[greenteengenius]

So far as I know, giant rats cannot climb and I can. So I would actually be condemning all of you to death by giant rats.

Besides, I've already signed it.

[bonafide_divinity]

What

[pause]

Why would you do that?

[greenteengenius]

Because the way you make such a fuss over nothing is amusing to me?

[bonafide_divinity]

This isn't nothing, Dox.
It's the possibility of giant rats.

[greenteengenius]

I'm fairly certain we have far worse than that in the forest and the lake.