Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[sixbuckdropout]

at least its not lions or sth
go ahead and put down my name tho

[bonafide_divinity]

Don't give him any more ideas.

But thank-you for your support, Dean! I knew I could count on you.

[Filtered to Dean]

Why isn't anyone taking this seriously?

[sixbuckdropout]

no worries robinson is a pain. wudnt want to inable.

_[Filter]

it might be just bc... capybaras dont have sharp teeth
but then
maybe they havent thought about




rabid cabybaras