Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

You both need girlfriends... Or hugs from your moms.

[bonafide_divinity]

Right.

Because the possibility of more large, bloodthirsty creatures running wild would become much less real if I had a girlfriend.

Thank-you, Stark. You're brilliant

[arrogantalloy]

First of all; Thank you. It's always nice to be appreciated like that.

Second; We have a class about caring for dangerous magical animals. And you're sitting here being worried about a giant tailless swamp-rat.

Having a girlfriend means you have something better to put your mind to.

[bonafide_divinity]

And what about the possibility of giant swamp-rats isn't meant to be worrying, Stark? I'm not sure I'm seeing your point.

And not that it's anything even remotely resembling your business, but I'm perfectly happy without a girlfriend. So that has nothing to do with any of this.

[arrogantalloy]

They're vegetarians, Garza. What are they going to do? Savagely and remorselessly keep our grounds weed free, and easily maintained?

Believe me, if you had one. You'd have better things to do than think about things like this, that's what it has to do with this.