Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[greenteengenius]

You're the one who's afraid of goats. I'm finding it difficult to take you seriously.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Are you kidding?

[cantfightthisfire]

Marina Prescott.

The goats are bad enough, we don't need these fuckers running around too.

[nomorals]

Marceline Abadeer.

Seriously. We have cats, owls and toads. This isn't a freakin' zoo.

[ficklefuckwit]

Capybaras arent dangerous!
They are social herbivores that live in africa.
A member of the rodent family! Theyre like very large guinea pigs or chinchillas.

[accioleggings]

YOU ARE AWARE CAPYBARAS ARE HERBIVORES, AREN'T YOU?
I DON'T SEE THE HARM IN HAVING THEM AROUND THE SCHOOL.

[speterman]

This is a joke, right?

[arrogantalloy]

You both need girlfriends... Or hugs from your moms.

[selfhatred]

KARKAT VANTAS.

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[wwhatevver]

... My ferret is more dangerous than a capybara.

[sixbuckdropout]

at least its not lions or sth
go ahead and put down my name tho

[givesyouaboner]

Capybaras aren't dangerous. You should be, however, wary of my army of platypuses.

[mightyandtall]

THIS WOULD BE QUITE DISCONCERTING BUT I DON'T THINK THEY COULD TOLERATE THE WEATHER HERE.
BUT IF THEY COULD.
THAT WOULD BE QUITE TERRIFYING.
THEY'RE LIKE GIANT RATS, TULIO.

[notapigeon]

What do you think you're doing?

[mo_cara]

AiN't ThAt A kInD oF dAnCiN, bRo?
ThErE wAs A mOvIe AbOuT iT.
I dOn'T tHiNk DaNcIn CaN eAt YoU.