Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[ficklefuckwit]

Capybaras arent dangerous!
They are social herbivores that live in africa.
A member of the rodent family! Theyre like very large guinea pigs or chinchillas.

[bonafide_divinity]

That's exactly what Robinson wants you to think.
Whatever you do, do not sign his petition, [pause. inkblot] whoever you are.

Who are you, anyway?

[ficklefuckwit]

Nonono this has nothing to do with mister robinsons influence!
I just think its terrible that you have such a misconception of a friendly animal.
Im jake english! Gryffindor first year.

[bonafide_divinity]

How do you know it's friendly, English?
Have you personally encountered one? I don't think you have.

Tulio Garza. Slytherin 5th.

[ficklefuckwit]

Well no not personally.
But ive lived in wilder places with wilder animals than capybaras are known to be. Ive spoken with people that have encountered them if that counts.

Good to meet you.
Youre a bit of a skeptic arent you mister garza?