Journal Entry #1

[bonafide_divinity]

For some completely unfathomable reason, Robinson is lobbying to bring hordes of capybaras into Hogwarts. And for those of you who don't know, these creatures are both large and potentially dangerous. Therefore, you shouldn't be signing Robinson's petition under any circumstances.

In fact, you should all sign my petition to ban capybaras from Hogwarts in the interest of keeping us all from being killed and devoured.

Signatures:

Tulio Garza
Marina Prescott
Marceline Abadeer
Karkat Vantas
Dean Winchester
Professor Theodore Purple
Rapunzel Gothel

Comments

[mightyandtall]

THIS WOULD BE QUITE DISCONCERTING BUT I DON'T THINK THEY COULD TOLERATE THE WEATHER HERE.
BUT IF THEY COULD.
THAT WOULD BE QUITE TERRIFYING.
THEY'RE LIKE GIANT RATS, TULIO.

[bonafide_divinity]

Are they? I'm so glad you've brought that fact to light, Professor Purple.

Herds of giant rats running wild at Hogwarts would be both terrifying and horrible!

Will you be signing my petition?

[mightyandtall]

IT WOULD BE RATHER PROBLEMATIC. IT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME.
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT THAT TIME. IT WAS JUST SO HORRIBLE.

YES. PUT DOWN MY NAME. YOUR PETITION IS NOW OFFICIAL.