drivensnow: (Chinhands)
Coriolanus Snow ([personal profile] drivensnow) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 07:09 pm

First Petal

It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.
quasistellar: ([human] got my eye on you)

[personal profile] quasistellar 2012-09-19 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to Hogwarts.
quasistellar: ([human] no. stop.)

[personal profile] quasistellar 2012-09-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
The pleasure is all mine, I'm sure. How long are you planning to be here?
quasistellar: ([human] I'll hear you out)

[personal profile] quasistellar 2012-09-19 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
...I see.

I'm sure that the answer will be yes, but you've seen the unusual star patterns that were charted around the time of the camp incident, no? If not, I'd be glad to send mine your way.
quasistellar: ([human] oh no you didn't)

[personal profile] quasistellar 2012-09-19 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously asking an astronomer to not put stock in the stars? That would be the same thing as telling you to stop playing in a garden all day long.

Is this what I'm reading, a Ministry Inquisitor telling someone not to do her work?

I'll stop putting stock in the stars the day they all destroy themselves and not a day sooner.

I wasn't aware a Hogwarts professor needed authority to investigate an incident involving our students to be sure they weren't in harm's way.
Edited 2012-09-19 05:29 (UTC)