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[selfhatred]

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SOME OF YOU NEED A LESSON IN THE WORD SUBTLE.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SOLLUX.
HE'S CALLING TEACHERS LIARS AND SAYING WHAT HAPPENED AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.
WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS COMPLETE BS.
NONE OF YOU ARE LIARS AND NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE BELITTLED LIKE THAT.
GETTING HIS ATTENTION AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS. WE JUST GOT THE HOUSE POINTS BACK UP, SO LET'S NOT MAKE A SHOW OF LOSING THEM.
I KNOW HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BAD YET ASIDE FROM DEDUCTING POINTS, BUT HE'S A MINISTRY OFFICIAL. NOTHING GOOD COULD COME FROM ARGUING WITH A MINISTRY OFFICIAL.
BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF SUCKING UP - HE CAST A CENSORING CHARM ON ME BECAUSE I MADE ONE LITTLE SLIP UP AND SAID THE F WORD.
IF THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, GO TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSE OR ANOTHER TEACHER. DON'T TRY TO ARGUE A POINT WITH HIM.
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON RATTING ME OUT, ---- YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
I HATE TO SOUND CLICHE BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
OUR ACTIONS COULD HURT OTHERS IF HE CAN'T GET TO US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE HOUSE RIVALRY FOR NOW AND JUST TRY TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.

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Comments

[selfhatred]

HE NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE.
BUT THE DESCRIPTION ALONE MAKES THEM SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF HALLUCINOGEN, AND THOSE ARE ILLEGAL IN THE MUGGLE WORLD.
IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER THAT HE DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THOSE.
IF GAMZEE'S STILL GOT THE RECIPE, JUST TELL HIM TO GET RID OF ANY HE MADE.

[moveslikejaeger]

karkat i have a lot of faith in gamzee i think he is much smarter than people give him credit for believe me i really do
but the idea of gamzee having anything resembling recipes is so completely absurd i cant help but giggle at it
i dont think he even knows what he does to make them they just kind of pop into his head
still yes definitely going to get rid of them and tell him to not to play around with his potions so terribly much

[selfhatred]

I KNOW HE'S SMARTER THAN PEOPLE THINK HE IS.
I JUST FORGET SOMETIMES BECAUSE HE DOES STUPID THINGS SOMETIMES THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE.
HE'S LIKE
HE'S LIKE A BIG KID
BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE'S REALLY INSIGHTFUL AND WAY TOO WORLDLY FOR HIS AGE.
HE'S ALREADY THREATENED TWO OTHER TEACHERS BEFORE.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO ANYTHING THAT GETS HIM INTO TROUBLE OR EXPELLED.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

[moveslikejaeger]

he is a kid karkat we all are
but sometimes children see too much yes?
it is not always so bad as the teachers would have us believe and i think that though they are well intentioned they are protecting us from the wrong things
things that gamzee should have been protected from
dont worry
as long as i am here i will not allow anything terrible to happen to him
you have my word

[selfhatred]

I FORGET THAT SOMETIMES.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS
BUT THANKS
THAT REALLY TAKES A LOT OF PRESSURE OFF MY MIND.
I TRUST YOU.

[moveslikejaeger]

he is important to me too
like a little brother
anything i can do for him i will

[selfhatred]

THANK YOU.
I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.

[moveslikejaeger]

no you was probably right
is just not always so simple as black on white
like 50 shades of gray, yes yes? >8D

[selfhatred]

I'D APPRECIATE IT IF THINGS WERE THAT SIMPLE.
AT LEAST THEN IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A HEADACHE AS I HAVE NOW.
...|:B

[moveslikejaeger]

>;D
i read some of that by the way
is so inaccurate it hurts
because i laughed so hard

[selfhatred]

TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I MEAN NOT THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANATOMY OR BDSM BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THINGS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh i do and i can tell you that none of it works that way at all
for starters you usually need a contract stating all the things you are comfortable with and clearly defined safe words
and then theres all the things that would have broken her spine regardless of those things yeowch
i dont even know half of what was going on there had to have been made up words in there

[selfhatred]

THIS IS WHY FANFIC WRITERS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PUBLISH THEIR WORKS.
THEY NEVER DO THEIR RESEARCH.

[moveslikejaeger]

seriously man if you want to do creepy possessive things and weird sexual positions thats fine im not going to judge
but jeez dont pass it off as bdsm that just makes all of us with that lifestyle look bad