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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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[moveslikejaeger]

how is rapunzel?

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[di_intraining]

I dunno. We haven't really talked ever since.

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[moveslikejaeger]

oh
i havent talked to her either
i just thought maybe because you were in her house you might
know something

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[di_intraining]

I honestly think she doesn't want to talk to me.

[preanimator]

And who would you imagine is holding the controls?

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[moveslikejaeger]

she still tried talking to me at first im sure she will still talk to you

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[di_intraining]

She



She thinks I'm trying to control her.

[moveslikejaeger]

well im not stupid i would assume that if you make them you would allow yourself a way to control them even if someone else does to
otherwise it would have to be someone who is with me often amelia probably would probably a good start shes smart and not afraid to hit me when im being bad

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[moveslikejaeger]

ah

that is a bit different then isnt it? i know you were just looking out for her but you really were being very stupid in what you said i can really see how she would think that the thing is there is no easy way to prove that you werent

it is about as hard as trying to prove that i wasnt trying to get into her knickers

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[di_intraining]

I didn't think you were trying to get into her knickers. I know you. You wouldn't do that to her.

[Ink blots.]

Damn it, Maxim I'm sorry I blew up at you. I was out of line that night.

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[moveslikejaeger]

its okay
im glad that you understand and that its not you have to prove anything to
we were both out of line but its okay
the moment i punched you i forgave you for everything
have you finally come around to do the same for me?

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[di_intraining]

I can't stay mad at you for long, you twit. You don't need forgiving; that's me.

We still friends?

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[moveslikejaeger]

thta is the beginnings of a fine jaeger greg we never hold grudges

of course silly i never thought for a second we were anything else

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[di_intraining]

Thanks Maxim. You wanna go do some homework at the library together?

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[moveslikejaeger]

sure i wouldnt mind being able to present professor coulson with something for once

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[di_intraining]

The Patronus Charm huh? I'm halfway through mine. I've never conjured a Patronus before though.

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[moveslikejaeger]

i have been praciticizing it! i think it would be different if i had a real dementor or even maybe just a boggart one to practice with but it is going okay
its a bear!

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[marshall_lee]

dude, don't worry about the past. What's done is done. Just focus on the present.
This entire thing has everyone on edge..especially all of the non-humans. We have to be extra careful.

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[moveslikejaeger]

hed get you all expelled if he had his way :C
i dont want my puppy to get thrown out hes so smart
or you or marcie either

[hairflyingheartpounding]

It's good that you're trying not to be bad.

[moveslikejaeger]

[oh. oh. Panic. What does he do? What does he say? Help! GREG VAN OGGIE SOMEONE Ahhhhhhhhh]

im still bad tho you still should probably be careful and not talk to me

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'll control my raging hormones. You're not as much of a prize as I thought.

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Sorry. That was mean.

[moveslikejaeger]

i am so a prize! >:C i am a really great prize like one of those giant puppy dogs you win at carnivals

but then you get me home and its like well what do i do with this thing its ridiculous and silly and then an eye falls off after a day or too because there not made all that great after all

except instead of falling a part i say stupid things because i dont want to hurt you more than i have to

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Yeah, I think that's kind of what I meant, but...

Anyway, you don't have to protect me. Remember what you told me about, you know, you need the pain in life so you can recognize the good things? It's that kind of thing.

I'm doing a lot better now. I don't really think of you in that way anymore. You kind of shook me.

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[moveslikejaeger]

i meant to
i wasnt even trying
you wouldnt like me when i am trying
but also
i didn
i dont want you to like me because of a lie
and even if its lying by omission i do not like it
my feelings for you are unchanged i still want to be your knight
but a knight is not a prince
a prince is nice and sweet and smart
he is always clean and presentable and he plays by the rules
a knight can be so cruel to anyone who is not his princess
but for her he will do his best to make sure his armor gleams